JACK YOUR GOOD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM HAS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING I AM A LIFE LONG RESIDENT OF SOUTH BOSTON.WHILE I WAS GROWING UP IT WAS AN ALL WHITE IRISH AMERICAN NEIGHBORHOOD AND MAYBE 1 OR 2 GARLIC SNAPPERS SNUCK IN.JACK MY PARENTS AND ALL MY NEIGHBORS ALWAYS SAID SOUTH BOSTON WILL EVENTUALLY BE LIKE THE REST OF THE CITY OF BOSTON MIXED NEIGHBORHOODS.WELL I PREPARED MYSELF FOR THE WORST I TOOK CLASSES IN EBONICS SO I COULD TALK TO MY COLORED NEIGHBORS IN THE FITURE.WELL FELLAS I GUESS I TOOK THE WRONG COURSES THE BLACKS ARE NOT INVADING SOUTH BOSTON WE HAVE A RUN ON RUSSIANS.JACK WHERE THE F-CK DO THESE RUSKIES GET THE MONEY TO BUY HOUSES LIKE THEY DO.ITS NO SECRET THAT I HAVE A RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR AND WE HAVE HAD OUR PROBLEMS OVER THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF SINCE HE MOVED IN.I THINK I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME I RAKED ALL MY LEAVES IN MY FRONT YARD THEN MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR (YURI) WAITED FOR A REAL WINDY DAY AND PILED ALL THE LEAVES IN THE FRONT OF HIS HOUSE SO THE WIND WOULD BLOW THEM ONTO MY PROPERTY WE HAD A REAL BIG ARGUMENT OVER THIS,THEN THIS F-CKIN RUSSIAN IN THE WINTER TIME I SHOVELED OUT A PARKING SPOT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND MY WALKWAY THEN YURI DECIDES TO TRY HIS NEW SNOWBLOWER AND AIMS THE BLOWER RIGHT INTO MY SHOVELED WALKWAY I ENDED UP DOING IT TWICE AND YES ANOTHER BIG FIGHT.THIS GUY HAS A LOT OF BALLS:thefinger MORE THAN ONCE I WAS GOING TO SUCKER PUNCH THIS F-CKING GUY.JACK WHERE DO THESE RUSSIANS GET ALL THE DOUGH HE DOESNT WORK HE PAID CASH FOR HIS HOUSE HE OWNS AN ICE CREAM SHOP AND ITS 95 DEGREES IN BOSTON AND THE PLACE IS CLOSED THEN IN THE WINTER ITS 5 DEGREES AND HIS STORE IS OPEN I REALLY BELIEVE THIS GUY YURI WORKS FOR THE KGB.JACK YURI INTRODUCED ME TO HIS COUSIN FROM MOSCOW OR SOME PLACE I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A GOD DAM WORD HE SAID EXCEPT THAT HE WILL GIVE ME 150,000 RUBALS FOR MY HOUSE.I WENT HOME AND TOLD MY WIFE THAT THE RUSSIANS WANT TO BUY MY HOUSE THEY WILL PAY CASH 150,000 RUBALS MY WIFE DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME IF THE OFFER IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE F-CK THE NEIGHBORHOOD ITS ALL RUSSIANS ANYWAY I WILL LEAVE MY HOMELAND OF SOUTH BOSTON AND MY FRIENDS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.SO IF ANYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH 1500,000 RUBALS IS PLEASE LET ME KNOW:yup
JACK I REMEMBER IN THE OLD DAYS MY NEIGHBORS WERE THE RYANS, SHEA'S,OBRIENS NOW MY NEIGHBORS ARE KHRUSHCHEV'S,ZARAKHOVICH'S,FEDEROV'S.WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
JACK I REMEMBER IN THE OLD DAYS MY NEIGHBORS WERE THE RYANS, SHEA'S,OBRIENS NOW MY NEIGHBORS ARE KHRUSHCHEV'S,ZARAKHOVICH'S,FEDEROV'S.WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
