I?M SICK AND TIRED OF MY BIG DUMB (HAIRY) HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM GUYS IM THINKING OF ASKING FOR A DIVORCE. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT DUMB MICK SPENDS MORE TIME WITH HIS PALS HERE AT MADJACKSPORTS THAN HE DOES TAKING CARE OF MRS BEANTOWNJANE. LETS BE HONEST HERE GUYS OUR SEX LIFE WAS NEVER THAT GREAT LETS JUST SAY JIM IS HUNG LIKE A SQUIRREL I THOUGHT THAT VIAGRA WOULD HELP BUT HE CANT GET HIS PECKER UP. I THINK ITS ALL THAT TIME AT THE YMCA GUYS I THINK I DROVE MY HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM TO TURN GAY ON ME HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH THE FAGS AT THE YMCA THAN WITH HIS WIFE. GOOD THING JIMBO DOESN?T KNOW THAT WHEN HES WITH THE DYKES AT STARBUCKS I?M BANGING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THAT?S RIGHT HE?S HUNG LIKE A ******** FELLAS I WALK LIKE A COWBOY WHEN HES DONE WITH ME. (WHATS WRONG JANE) ASKS JIMBO OH I JUST HURT MY LEG CLEANING HONEY. GUYS I REALLY DON?T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE SOMETIMES I GET ON HERE AND DREAM ABOUT RAYMOND THAT BIG LUG AND GET A LITTLE FRISKY WITH MYSELF (DON?T TELL JIMBO HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING A STIFFY) .
