My search for the Hold em moron of the year

Agent 0659

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Ok guys, I really cannot take it anymore. I have been playing a lot of cards lately, and one douche bag after another just keeps popping up. I figured out I can take pictures from my phone without anyone knowing, so to entertain myself I have snapped a few priceless photos and will attempt to find the moron of the year. Feel free while out playing cards yourself, to snap a photo if you think you have a canidate.

Photos to follow...
 

Agent 0659

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Well, this guy is definately in the running, and is going to be tough to beat..


Outfit: Black leather jacket, T-shirt with Confederate Flag, 3 fake gold chains, 5-count them 5 rings all relating to poker all on the same hand, cheesy porn stache.

Aggressiveness: 9.5

Favorite hand: 6-8 offsuit

Flop percentage: 98%

Trademark: Refusal to rebuy no matter what





 
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Well, this guy is definately in the running, and is going to be tough to beat..


Outfit: Black leather jacket, T-shirt with Confederat Flag, 3 fake gold chains, 5-count the 5 rings all relating to poker all on the same hand, cheesy porn stache.

Aggressiveness: 9.5

Favorite hand: 6-8 offsuit

Flop percentage: 98%

Trademark: Refusal to rebuy no matter what









:mj07:

Like we were posting in that thread a couple of months ago, this is why I quit playing live poker in casinos around 6 or 7 years ago. I just can't take it.
 

Agent 0659

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Now this guy....He has to be the favorite. The amount of cheese this dude was able to accomplish, I am still stunned.

Outfit: Jordache that fit him in High School, a shirt that never fit him with sleeves WAY too short so you can see his "Charlene" tattoo, Playboy Bunny on the shirt, horrendous part in his hair, cheesy porn stache, shades from 1981, drives an El Camino.

Agressiveness: 6

Favorite Hand: A-X (especially A5) suited or not (it isnt the nuts?)

Flop percentage: 89%

Trademark: Will defend his BB under all circumstances.





 
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Agent 0659

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My final entry(for tonight anyway)

Joe, this guy is the standard old man you find in every game. Uses the "N" word like it is his job, reads the ENTIRE newspaper during the game, hates everyone and everything, almost never tips.

Outfit: Cowboy hat (with feathers), worst Hawaiian shirt I have ever seen, black wire rim reading glasses.

Aggressiveness: 1 (if he has the dead nuts)

Favorite hand: AA

Flop percentage: .0000000007% he is so tight, he folds from the BB even if nobody raises.

Trademark: If you knock him out of a tourney, he gives you a feather from his hat.


 

tpaine07

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I can't make this shit up T...I actually spot these people in the games where I play.

Somewhere, there is a Moron factory..just churning these guys out.


I know but do you get the pics of them stealthy or you just ask to take a pic of them?

never played holdem at a casino, is it easy to make money or is it suckout city?
 

Agent 0659

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I know but do you get the pics of them stealthy or you just ask to take a pic of them?

never played holdem at a casino, is it easy to make money or is it suckout city?

I have a razor phone, you can set it to camera mode...then close the phone back up and still take pics..they will never know. Besides, they are so busy being morons they don't know the difference.
 

Agent 0659

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makes me wish I had a camera phone. I can post some doozies as well!

Go figure, Mr. 1974 doesn't have a camera phone? I figured a guy who has never used an ATM would at least have a camera phone...(not)

Ya BIG MOOSE...
 

blgstocks

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This is an instant classic agent, keep em coming

I just wish I had taken pictures or notes from all the tables ive sat at. Could fill a Vyrus thread with stories!
 

The Judge

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Agent, would you please hold your camera phone up to the mirror in the morning as you are brushing your tooth? I am sure that is an image we would all appreciate.


Just kidding Agent. I just couldn't resist taking the shot. :142smilie :mj07: :D
 

marine

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Agent,

Please PLEASE PLEASE come up to Majestic star one night with your phone.

Notable quotes:

People don't say "I call" they say "I chase"

"It's only 3/6. I don't need to look at my cards. Call"

"How much can I bet? It's a pot limit game? So how much can I bet?"
 

Agent 0659

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Been there many times Marine (in the old days).

Would LOVE to meet you there anytime. We can fill this thread up in a hurry.


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Agent 0659

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Agent, would you please hold your camera phone up to the mirror in the morning as you are brushing your tooth? I am sure that is an image we would all appreciate.

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