My search for the Hold em moron of the year

[SixFive]

I played with a guy tonight in our 1-2 NL who kept talking about how he usually plays in the 10 20 game at Checks (bar here in town). He bought in twice, once for 100 and the second time for 50 and was busted in less than an hour of play with a tight table. Love it when clowns sit down at the table and talk about the big hits they made at Caesars or how they usually play 5/10 or etc. other higher limits. You know immediately they are dead money. This guy also shows every hand. Lastly, when he's down, he tries to change the game to "Tonk". :142smilie :mj07: too bad my phone is 10 years old or I would take a picture.

keep the thread up, Agent, funny, funny stuff!

 

[Agent 0659]

I played with a guy tonight in our 1-2 NL who kept talking about how he usually plays in the 10 20 game at Checks (bar here in town). He bought in twice, once for 100 and the second time for 50 and was busted in less than an hour of play with a tight table. Love it when clowns sit down at the table and talk about the big hits they made at Caesars or how they usually play 5/10 or etc. other higher limits. You know immediately they are dead money. This guy also shows every hand. Lastly, when he's down, he tries to change the game to "Tonk". :142smilie :mj07: too bad my phone is 10 years old or I would take a picture.

keep the thread up, Agent, funny, funny stuff!

OMG I havent played TONK in years!!

LMAO!

 

[blgstocks]

Another classic entry Agent, glad to see stan again.

 

[Agent 0659]

I have stumbled across a few new Morons, one of which I hesitated to post. But after careful consideration, I think you all will understand under NO circumstances am I making fun of the handicapped gentleman, rather his "helper" here. So, now that I have the disclaimer out there...this kid comes in and his "job" is to assist this disabled gentleman with his chips. Now thing is, this guy speaks very clearly, always announces his intentions loudly, such as "Raise to 400", and can look at his cards and everything without help. This kids ONLY job is to help with putting chips in the pot, and stacking them after a win. He doesn't even look at the guys cards!! With this in mind, I can't help but lmao at the fact he finds it necessary to wear the sunglasses and World Poker Tour jacket. He has also been spotted in the "Texas Hold em Player" hat.

:mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

You might be a Hold em geek if: you look anything like this kid. He blew his "stack" in about 7 minutes.------->:mj07:





Stay tuned after Vegas for lots of new Morons. A few of you may even find a pictue of yourself!:scared

 

[Blitz]

Where are you playing, at a sunglasses store??

 

[Agent 0659]

Where are you playing, at a sunglasses store??

lol, no the guy that runs this place has a fake sunglasses biz also. He puts the stands up at malls and such, and of course at his poker establishment. The Morons eat them up for $10 a pair.

 

[freelancc]

the guy that runs this place has a fake sunglasses biz also.

very classy joint....:SIB

 

[dawgball]

usually plays in the 10 20 game at Checks (bar here in town).

Have some friends that play there on a semi-regular basis.

 

[SixFive]

Have some friends that play there on a semi-regular basis.

too big of a game for me, but I might know them.

Agent, I would love it that poker stars ganked hat boy sat down at our table. I'm sure he sat down and started overbetting immediately out of position. Love that. Slow play that kind of person to death and then eat them up.

 

[Agent 0659]

Agent, I would love it that poker stars ganked hat boy sat down at our table. I'm sure he sat down and started overbetting immediately out of position. Love that. Slow play that kind of person to death and then eat them up.

Exactly....

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

The handicap helper is too damn funny. You're right, you just can't make this crap up.

 

[Agent 0659]

Since everything else is being bumped....:mj07:

 

[SixFive]

yep, great thread! The joker has some great poker pictures from his phone and some of our games if he still has them. Nick, do u still have those pics from the Golden Blade game? :mj07:

 

[ndnfan]

Everyone always complains how the donks at Poker Stars suck out on you...well, sometimes the donks are so horribly bad that they give you free money as well.

Playing a heads up tourny yesterday on Stars:

Only a few hands in with me having around 1600 in chips and my opponent having 1400

I have A8 offsuit.

Flop comes QQ4 rainbow and I throw out continuation 60 chips and he calls.

Turn card comes Q and I check...he checks
River comes Q so the board is QQ4QQ

I go all in and what do you know...HE CALLS....GAME OVER I WIN :SIB Oh yeah....he had 3 5. Then he rematches me and says I'm the worst player ever :0corn Won that one too, but no more rematches from him.

So just when you thought you seen the worst, someone else comes along.

 

[ndnfan]

Some say Molina was back in '06 during the WSOP:

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[The Joker]

yep, great thread! The joker has some great poker pictures from his phone and some of our games if he still has them. Nick, do u still have those pics from the Golden Blade game? :mj07:

I have some pics of that guy from Caesar's who I called John Popper.....

Remember him??
I will try and find some.

 

[The Joker]

Some say Molina was back in '06 during the WSOP:

 

[SixFive]

I have some pics of that guy from Caesar's who I called John Popper.....

Remember him??
I will try and find some.

OMG, John Popper the Hut!! :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Joker]

Sneaky Joe in the kangol hat and plaid shirt had shifty eyes and would slowly push his chips just in front of his stack to where you really didn't know if he bet or not. I remember the dealer having to keep asking sneaky Joe to move his chips way out in front of him.

Bert and Ernie were the most 'tarded of the table. Ernie (in the burgundy shirt) had his mouth open the entire time and would never close it.

John Popper The Hut. He had a habit of laughing every time he saw the flop. He held his bottle of water as if one of us at the table was going to steal it from him.