BOYS I AM TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE BUT MY GOD DAM TOOTH IS KILLING ME.I KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO SAY WELL WHY DONT YOU GO TO YOUR DENTIST.ILL TELL YOU WHY I HATE MY DENTIST AND WE ALMOST HAD A FIST FIGHT AT A LOCAL BAR ONE NIGHT.I THINK MY DENTIST IS GAY SO I CALLED HIM THE TOOTH FAIRY AND HE TOOK EXCEPTION TO IT I SAID SIT DOWN DOC BEFORE YOU GET HURT I WAS WITH MY GOOD FRIEND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THERES A REASON WHY HIS NAME IS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN BECAUSE ONCE HE SMACKS YOU YOU STAY DOWN.
BOYS THE PAIN IS GETTING REALLY BAD THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REACH MIDDLE AGE THANK GOD THE TOOTH IS WAY IN THE BACK I COULDNT SEE MYSELF WALKING AROUND WITH ANY FRONT TEETH MISSING.WE HAVE A LOCAL DENTIST WHO DOESNT CHARGE THE POOR PEOPLE HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU JUST GO UP TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HAVE 5 HARD DRINKS AND TELL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WICH TOOTH IS BOTHERING YOU AND HE PUNCHES IT OUT FREE OF CHARGE ITS A GOOD DEAL BUT I HAVE 1000 DOLLAR A YEAR DENTAL INSURANCE AND I HAVE TO USE IT UP.I HAVE A MAJOR FEAR OF DENTIST ESPECIALLY MY DENTIST I KNOW HE IS GAY THIS DOESNT BOTHER ME AS MUCH AS THE FACT I HAVE TO HAVE GAS WHEN I HAVE A TOOTH PULLED AND I KNOW THE TOOTH FAIRY SHUTS THE GAS OFF HALF WAY THROUGH AND THE PAIN BECOMES UNBEARABLE.I KNOW HE IS DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SAYS AT THE END BEANTOWN THAT DIDNT HURT TO MUCH DID IT BUDDY I CUT THE GAS OFF EARLY I DIDNT WANT YOU TO GET SICK.THEN WHEN I GO TO THROW A LEFT AT HIM THE GAS HITS ME AND I AM AS MELLO AS A PUSSY CAT. BOYS RIGHT NOW THE TOOTH ONLY SEEMS TO REALLY ACHE ME AT NIGHT TIME WHEN I AM TRYING TO SLEEP I BORROWED A COUPLE OF PERKS FROM A FRIEND OF MINE BUT SOONER OR LATER I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO THE DENTIST OFFICE OR I CAN TAKE MY OTHER OPTION AND HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DO MY DENTAL WORK.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DOESNT HAVE INSURANCE SO IF HE MISSES WITH HIS FIRTS PUNCH AND BREAKS YOUR JAW SORRY BOYS JOHNNY DOESNT SUPPLY WORKINGMANS COMPENSATION.OH MY TOOTH I JUST TOOK A SIP OF AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD DENTIST IN THE BOSTON AREA WHO GIVES GAS AND PLENTY OF PAIN KILLERS LET ME KNOW
BOYS THE PAIN IS GETTING REALLY BAD THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REACH MIDDLE AGE THANK GOD THE TOOTH IS WAY IN THE BACK I COULDNT SEE MYSELF WALKING AROUND WITH ANY FRONT TEETH MISSING.WE HAVE A LOCAL DENTIST WHO DOESNT CHARGE THE POOR PEOPLE HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU JUST GO UP TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HAVE 5 HARD DRINKS AND TELL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WICH TOOTH IS BOTHERING YOU AND HE PUNCHES IT OUT FREE OF CHARGE ITS A GOOD DEAL BUT I HAVE 1000 DOLLAR A YEAR DENTAL INSURANCE AND I HAVE TO USE IT UP.I HAVE A MAJOR FEAR OF DENTIST ESPECIALLY MY DENTIST I KNOW HE IS GAY THIS DOESNT BOTHER ME AS MUCH AS THE FACT I HAVE TO HAVE GAS WHEN I HAVE A TOOTH PULLED AND I KNOW THE TOOTH FAIRY SHUTS THE GAS OFF HALF WAY THROUGH AND THE PAIN BECOMES UNBEARABLE.I KNOW HE IS DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SAYS AT THE END BEANTOWN THAT DIDNT HURT TO MUCH DID IT BUDDY I CUT THE GAS OFF EARLY I DIDNT WANT YOU TO GET SICK.THEN WHEN I GO TO THROW A LEFT AT HIM THE GAS HITS ME AND I AM AS MELLO AS A PUSSY CAT. BOYS RIGHT NOW THE TOOTH ONLY SEEMS TO REALLY ACHE ME AT NIGHT TIME WHEN I AM TRYING TO SLEEP I BORROWED A COUPLE OF PERKS FROM A FRIEND OF MINE BUT SOONER OR LATER I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO THE DENTIST OFFICE OR I CAN TAKE MY OTHER OPTION AND HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DO MY DENTAL WORK.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DOESNT HAVE INSURANCE SO IF HE MISSES WITH HIS FIRTS PUNCH AND BREAKS YOUR JAW SORRY BOYS JOHNNY DOESNT SUPPLY WORKINGMANS COMPENSATION.OH MY TOOTH I JUST TOOK A SIP OF AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME. DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD DENTIST IN THE BOSTON AREA WHO GIVES GAS AND PLENTY OF PAIN KILLERS LET ME KNOW
