MY WIFE WANTS A DIVORCE - LETS SEE HER TRY TO TAKE MY $

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Did you have 5 dimes on Carolina when they played the Giants?

If it makes you feel any better, you had the right side.
 

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Put all your $$$$ on the Cowboys, I have a good feeling about that one
 

Roger Baltrey

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hEY GUYS.

i WENT TO THE BANK YESTERDAY... i HAVE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT OF $1100 DUE EVERY MONTH AND IM 2 MONTHS LATE. i HAVE A CAR LOAN, AND 2 HOME EQUITY LOANS THAT ARE ALL DELINQUENT. mY BANK HAS BEEN CALLING ME EVERY DAY TO COME IN AND TRY AND RESTRUCTURE THEM. i CURRENTLY OWE MY BOOKIE 15K, MY PARENTS - 10K AND MY FRIEND 3K.

bOTTOM LINE OF THE STORY IS... MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE ME AND SHES COMING AFTER OUR MUTUAL FUNDS $$$. i HAD ABOUT 17K TIED UP IN AN AGGRESSIVE-BUT SAFE MUTUAL FUND WITH A 7% YEARLY RETURN (UP UNTIL THE ECNOOMY TURNED TO CRAP!!). sO I WILL NOT LET ME WIFE GET GRUBBY HANDS OVER MY $. i AM LETTING IT ALLLLLL RIDE. pLZ NOBODY FOLLOW THIS PLAY, JUST PRAY THAT I SOMEHOW WIN.

1.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Detroit Lions Money Line (+500)Game OK2.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Denver Broncos Money Line (+300)Game OK Available Balance 14,675.00 USD | Risking 14,675.00 | To Win 337,525.00

Who do you like in the second half?
 

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Detroit Lions Money Line (+500)Game OK2.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Denver Broncos Money Line (+300)Game OK Available Balance 14,675.00 USD | Risking 14,675.00 | To Win 337,525.00
Ouch!!!!!!! :(
 

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hEY GUYS.

i WENT TO THE BANK YESTERDAY... i HAVE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT OF $1100 DUE EVERY MONTH AND IM 2 MONTHS LATE. i HAVE A CAR LOAN, AND 2 HOME EQUITY LOANS THAT ARE ALL DELINQUENT. mY BANK HAS BEEN CALLING ME EVERY DAY TO COME IN AND TRY AND RESTRUCTURE THEM. i CURRENTLY OWE MY BOOKIE 15K, MY PARENTS - 10K AND MY FRIEND 3K.

bOTTOM LINE OF THE STORY IS... MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE ME AND SHES COMING AFTER OUR MUTUAL FUNDS $$$. i HAD ABOUT 17K TIED UP IN AN AGGRESSIVE-BUT SAFE MUTUAL FUND WITH A 7% YEARLY RETURN (UP UNTIL THE ECNOOMY TURNED TO CRAP!!). sO I WILL NOT LET ME WIFE GET GRUBBY HANDS OVER MY $. i AM LETTING IT ALLLLLL RIDE. pLZ NOBODY FOLLOW THIS PLAY, JUST PRAY THAT I SOMEHOW WIN.

1.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Detroit Lions Money Line (+500)Game OK2.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Denver Broncos Money Line (+300)Game OK Available Balance 14,675.00 USD | Risking 14,675.00 | To Win 337,525.00

Why on earth is your wife leaving you? You seem to have so much going for you.:shrug:
 

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hEY GUYS.

i WENT TO THE BANK YESTERDAY... i HAVE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT OF $1100 DUE EVERY MONTH AND IM 2 MONTHS LATE. i HAVE A CAR LOAN, AND 2 HOME EQUITY LOANS THAT ARE ALL DELINQUENT. mY BANK HAS BEEN CALLING ME EVERY DAY TO COME IN AND TRY AND RESTRUCTURE THEM. i CURRENTLY OWE MY BOOKIE 15K, MY PARENTS - 10K AND MY FRIEND 3K.

bOTTOM LINE OF THE STORY IS... MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE ME AND SHES COMING AFTER OUR MUTUAL FUNDS $$$. i HAD ABOUT 17K TIED UP IN AN AGGRESSIVE-BUT SAFE MUTUAL FUND WITH A 7% YEARLY RETURN (UP UNTIL THE ECNOOMY TURNED TO CRAP!!). sO I WILL NOT LET ME WIFE GET GRUBBY HANDS OVER MY $. i AM LETTING IT ALLLLLL RIDE. pLZ NOBODY FOLLOW THIS PLAY, JUST PRAY THAT I SOMEHOW WIN.

1.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Detroit Lions Money Line (+500)Game OK2.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Denver Broncos Money Line (+300)Game OK Available Balance 14,675.00 USD | Risking 14,675.00 | To Win 337,525.00

"Jesus, if this guy owned a funeral parlor nobody would die!"

-Wallstreet
 

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The Denver bet was good for about half a quarter. By the way, Smurph has the best line so far!:mj07: :mj07:
 

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I TRIED GA ALREADY THEY KICKED ME OUT. I WAS CHECKING SCORES ON MY PHONE LOL AND SOME GUY NARKED ON ME. I ACCUSED HIM OF BEING DRUNK SO THEY KICKED BOTH OF US OUT. SCREW THEM

Obviously you are full of shit. GA would never kick you out for gambling...that's why you were there retard.

That would be the same as if they kicked you out of AA for having a relapse or rehab for taking a hit....that's expected.

Good story though :0corn
 

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1.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Detroit Lions Money Line (+500)Game OK2.Football - Sunday, December 28, 2008
Denver Broncos Money Line (+300)Game OK Available Balance 14,675.00 USD | Risking 14,675.00 | To Win 337,525.00

Not a very smart bet putting your last coin to your name on a 0-15 team to say the least. Oh well at least your wife wont get it. Hope you do not have any kids or their fcked also. You need some serious help with life in general it sounds like.
GL
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Not a very smart bet putting your last coin to your name on a 0-15 team to say the least. Oh well at least your wife wont get it. Hope you do not have any kids or their fcked also. You need some serious help with life in general it sounds like.
GL
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jackoff

your one classless witless bastid :sadwave:
 
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