My yearly Halloween joke

[yyz]

How do you get a witch pregnant?
































































You fuck her!

:0008

 

[vinnie]

 

[Betone]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Skulnik]

How do you get a witch pregnant?































































You fuck her!

:0008

Nuff said

 

[Jord20]

For Halloween I'm gonna be Obama and take all the candy the kids trick-or-treated for and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat.

:0corn

 

[Jord20]

By the way, this joke could work for pretty much all of our politicians (including Mutt Romney), so relax.

 

[theGibber1]

For Halloween I'm gonna be Obama and take all the candy the kids trick-or-treated for and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat.

:0corn

Actually he would keep the candy and just give those kids free phones:0074

 

[hedgehog]

For Halloween I'm gonna be Obama and take all the candy the kids trick-or-treated for and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat.

:0corn

opcorn2 :sadwave:

 

[greggraffin]

opcorn2 :sadwave:

stop eating popcorn

 

[Jord20]

stop eating popcorn

Maybe (probably) some day soon there will be a law regulating how much popcorn we can eat too :scared

 

[greggraffin]

Maybe (probably) some day soon there will be a law regulating how much popcorn we can eat too :scared

very possible

i was going for the transitive property with my post,
let me esplain'

hedge bumps mostly stupid shit
bumps stupid shit by eating madjacks popcorn
hedge eats madjacks popcorn(not a euphemism for anything)

thus , if hedge quits popcorn, stupid shit will not be bumped


*not saying your joke on candy was stupid, i thought it was funny, politics aside