TOP 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers:
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) RAP MUSIC DROWNS OUT ROAR OF THE ENGINES.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK WOULD INTERFERE WITH THE RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN AWAY.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
1) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) RAP MUSIC DROWNS OUT ROAR OF THE ENGINES.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK WOULD INTERFERE WITH THE RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN AWAY.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
1) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS
