NBA - tattoos = thug vision

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In NBA playoffs, less ink means more viewersby Jason Whitlock

Jason Whitlock brings his edgy and thought-provoking style to FOXSports.com. Columnist for the Kansas City Star, he has won the National Journalism Award for Commentary for "his ability to seamlessly integrate sports and social commentary and to challenge widely held assumptions along the racial divide."

(Boston and Los Angeles) are still alive and favorites to make the NBA Finals. And, yes, it helps that the league's two most successful franchises over the last five years (San Antonio and Detroit) are competing against the Lakers and the Celtics.

The conference finals are littered with big stars, too. Kobe, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan, Paul Pierce, Tony Parker, Ray Allen, Manu Ginobili, Rasheed Wallace and all the rest could make up an all-star team that the rest of the league couldn't beat.

Obviously, there are a lot of factors contributing to the ratings numbers that TNT, ESPN and ABC keep bragging about in nearly daily press releases.

The NBA has been experiencing a resurgence ever since the Suns traded for Shaquille O'Neal, the Lakers acquired Pau Gasol, the Mavericks got hoodwinked into snagging Jason Kidd and the Cavaliers picked up new spare parts for LeBron.

But there's one issue driving improved ratings that likely won't be touched by all the NBA talking heads on TNT and ESPN.

Tattoos. Or rather the lack of tattoos in the conference finals.

Part of the reason more people are watching these playoffs is because the average fan isn't constantly repulsed by the appearance of most of the players on the court. Most of the key players left in the playoffs don't look like recent prison parolees.

The only accurate way to describe Garnett, Pierce, Duncan, Allen, Manu, Parker and even Kobe is "clean cut." Yeah, there are a couple of tattoos in that group ? Duncan has something on his back, Kobe still has his post-rape-allegation tat ? but the Lakers, Spurs and Celtics have far less ink on average than your typical NBA franchise.

Allen Iverson and Carmelo Anthony have more tats on their hands than the entire Spurs roster.

I know many of you probably think the number of tattoos doesn't influence viewing habits. You're wrong. Like everything else televised, appearances matter. There's a reason you don't see nude scenes in movies with fat people. Trust me, fat people have sex. It's just no one wants to see it. Not even fat people.

No one wants to watch Delonte West or Larry Hughes play basketball. It's uncomfortable and disconcerting. You don't want your kids to see it. You don't want your kids to think they should decorate their neck, arms, hands, chest and legs in paint. You don't want to waste time explaining to your kids that some millionaire athletes have so little genuine self-confidence that they find it necessary to cover themselves in tattoos as a way to mask their insecurities.


You just want to watch basketball and feel like you're watching people you can relate to a little bit, people you somewhat respect.

We finally have that again on the NBA's biggest stage, and everyone can see it because the league's substance isn't covered in a barrel of tattoo ink.

David Stern has been arguing that the NBA is the best book. Ever since Ron Artest went into the stands, Stern has been slowly changing the cover of his book. The dress code and the age limit have helped. The midseason trades helped. Garnett's donning of a Celtics jersey really helped. Kobe's maturity and ascension to Jordan's throne has probably been the most important development. Kobe is everything the league wants LeBron James to be.

But don't underestimate how much having a visually pleasing product to look at has benefitted the league at conference finals time.

It's a television show. Pleasant smiles, non-threatening people sell products better than menacing, tattooed brutes.

If I was David Stern, I'd commission Nike and/or Under Armor to create a basketball jersey with long sleeves, all the way down to the wrists. I'd make Iverson wear a turtleneck jersey with sleeves. I'd cover the tats.

Do you think Sports Illustrated would let its swimsuit models cover themselves in tattoos? Models are paid to look good. Athletes are no different from models. Everyone accepts that female basketball players ? when possible ? are pushed to showcase their feminine beauty.

It's unfortunate that too many young athletes are too unenlightened to approach the game like a business. They resist almost all ideas that would put more money in their pockets. They have to be forced to do the little things that would help them make more money.

Growing NBA ratings is what's best for the players in the long term. Adopting a non-prison-ready appearance would help everyone in the league earn more money. But no one will talk about it.
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Jason Whitlock is a sports writer who makes alot of sense to me everytime I read one of his articles.

I can remember watching Allan Iverson play and just thinking to myself what a crazy thug look he had with all the tats. It really is something the NBA should be concerned about. Its a terrible example to our kids watching basketball and looking up to these players.

The problem is its a freedom thing and the players know that the one thing the teams cannot dictate to them is what they do with
their skin in the way of art.

It really did look much more professional when Byrd , Magic , and that era played.

Although I have thought about getting a tattoo myself, so far I have not.
 

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good article. too bad it's only money that has caused the nba to back away from thugolatry, and there only to an extent. basketball could be a civilized game.

espn reported the other day that european players have risen from 7% to 18% of rosters. that trend will continue, and it will come at the expense of american thugs, who simply don't develop skills like the europeans (and asians). cant hit FT or open shots like the vujacics and stojakovics.

there's a lot to be said for doing things right. like the way the euros learn basketball, and the way the way the asians play baseball. watch all the japanese hitters. they almost always do the technically correct thing. we with all our System-safe fake self-expression -- ugly tattoos being a perfect example -- have made a bad bargain for excellence.

tattoos are ugly. all of them. unless you're a marine or a whore, don't get one.
 

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I'm sure a lot of good ol boys down your way 'preciate a "good house nigga".

whitlock shrewdly perceives that:

1) most of his readers are white

2) any white who says what he says will be called racist

it's pathetic we've reached a state in america where people are afraid to stand up for the better against the worse. but that's where we are.
 

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hey yyz

I been meaning to ask you ,

would you be willing to ask a male friend

to supply some of us madjackers with clean piss.

I know you could probably handle something like that.

thanks in advance.
 

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whitlock shrewdly perceives that:

1) most of his readers are white

2) any white who says what he says will be called racist

it's pathetic we've reached a state in america where people are afraid to stand up for the better against the worse. but that's where we are.
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At least Whitlock is one of the few that will stand up and call it like it is. Black or white. The guy is right on.

I cant stand Bill Cosby but he is another one that will tell the black community what they should be doing.

tapir - I thought for a minute you were going to be civil. But I see that your racist attitudes follow you everywhere you go.

Lets see you hate joos, blacks, hispanics, ....

the list is endless.

I do not call you a American.

I would have to call you a sponger.
 

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At least Whitlock is one of the few that will stand up and call it like it is. Black or white. The guy is right on.

I cant stand Bill Cosby but he is another one that will tell the black community what they should be doing.

tapir - I thought for a minute you were going to be civil. But I see that your racist attitudes follow you everywhere you go.

Lets see you hate joos, blacks, hispanics, ....

the list is endless.

I do not call you a American.

I would have to call you a sponger.

your opinion means nothing to me, dingleboy.
 

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tattoos are ugly. all of them. unless you're a marine or a whore, don't get one.
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do you realize how many people you are calling
marines or whores.

Didnt your mama play for the green bay packers
with a tattoo of Brett Favre on her shoulder

or was she a marine ?
 

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You some of my most brilliant ideas come from the stupidest threads.

Why would it not be possible to start a clean piss business over the internet.

I am sure yyz could provide us with all the clean piss we would need.

ja z idea about the sandwhich bag could enter into it.

we could do a strong business in the tight whitie underweart needed.

And sell thermos with sports logos.

Holy shit we could all be millionaires.

I wonder if its illigal to send clean piss federal express ?

We could call it cleanpiss.com

uh maybe I better check first and see if that is already taken.

be right back.
 

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It figures. cleanpiss.com is taken.

They even sell synthetic piss.
 
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Let's roll with this ..maybe we can undercut his business!

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we would have to rule out some clean piss
people that would want to cash in.

RAYMOND, smurph, gw, extra, kanuck, morris,
KOD, agent, rolltide could not be considered
at this time.

Not sure how much you have to pay for the clean piss.

let me check.
 

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hey yyz

I been meaning to ask you ,

would you be willing to ask a male friend

to supply some of us madjackers with clean piss.

I know you could probably handle something like that.

thanks in advance.



I looked into it for you, Scott. They charge $100 to deliver it orally, and $250 if you want it delivered anally.

Let me know what your pleasure is.
 

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I looked into it for you, Scott. They charge $100 to deliver it orally, and $250 if you want it delivered anally.

Let me know what your pleasure is.
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how did I know you would say something
disgusting.

in a test tube, shipped in dry ice dipstick
 
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