Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis are said to have some of these feelings:
* search of an undefined dream or goal
* a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
* desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
* need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
* a desire to initiate new sexual partnerships
They are said to exhibit some of these behaviors:
* abuse of alcohol
* conspicuous consumption -- acquisition of unusual or expensive items such as clothing, sports cars, jewelery, gadgets, tattoos, motorbikes, shotguns etc.
* depression
* paying special attention to physical appearance
:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie* conspicuous consumption
*Ridiculous parlays with 0 chance of winning
* Quoting yourself to make sure everybody saw your clever joke.
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Raymond, just get a tan and some jewelry. Everything will be OK.
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You need an Escalade. That should fill the void in your life.
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