Need your input about Jessica Simpson...

Nole

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Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville and William Sean Scott(I think that's his name) are coming here for a fund raiser and to promote their movie "Dukes of Hazzard".

My dilemma, $60.00 to meet Jessica. Now, if she's dressed in a nice low-cut top and bra-less, it's a no-brainer. There is a possibility of her being conservatively dressed which would suck.

I've got 2 cute young boys that I could use to my advantage if I have to stoop that low. :)

Would you drop $60.00 to meet Jessica Simpson?

nole
 

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Me personally, no. You can look at pics of her for free on the net that will show much more. Just my opinion of course.
 

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I vote two thumbs down on that skank. Agree that you will see far more doing an internet search if you must look at her.

Nole--

I am most jealous at your recent trip to the Northwest U.S and Canada. I've been a lot of places, but never to that part of the country. If you still have my e-mail address, could you send me a few details about it? Thanks!
 

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nole,

I heard she banged johnny knoxville and she's only staying married to keep their show going. not sure if it's true but I think I'd pass...
 

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nole

I would go and take the boys.

Nothing like meeting a celebrity like her in person.

Boys will never forget it.

It would be worth the 60 to me.
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Just a side note. We had this falcons running back named Harmon Wages and he went on to be a sports announcer. I saw him one time at the Omni at at basketball game. There was like a aura around him. It was something else. Not sure it may have been he had make up on, but he definately had star appeal or something.
 
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No I would not pay $60 to meet her. But I am not a big fan of hers anyways. I think she is hot but she has goofy looking smile and face. Great body though and that is what most focus on anyways. I would do this. Bet that $60 on a game. Win it, go meet her for free.
If you lose, you at least got 2-3 hours entertainment and who cares about "paying" to meet Jessica.

Speaking of celebrities, I met Brian Grazer last night at free screening of his new movie "Flightplan" with Jodi Foster. The guy was with hot model and very crazy looking. But nice guy as he took time to talk to a nobody like me after I told him it was good movie. But I guess that was why he was there, to get opinions.

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theGibber1 said:
its only 60 Bucks...

give your boys something to whack off to when they hit puberty


:scared


Thanks guys. I'm not one for crowds so that might be the deciding factor. Not patient.

I heard Knoxville was banging her as well. Lucky bastard.

redsfann, I think I still have your e-mail at home. I'll check back with you on the trip.

nole
 

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Scott4USC said:
But nice guy as he took time to talk to a nobody like me after I told him it was good movie. But I guess that was why he was there, to get opinions.
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You should have supported that opinion with
facts. You are so good at that !!!

only thing is when you were done the guy probably would have hurled.

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Ask yourself a couple of questions........is it worth $60 to see anyone? Now if you are meeting with her face to face and the boys can get close enough to ask her to let them touch her tits for a valium, and then get asked to leave?!?!?!?!?!?!.........................I would definitely go $60 for that

just my opinion
 
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How much the kids would love it and if you will actually meet her or not would be the deciding factors Nole. $60 for that mental image from that day forward= has to be worth it if you like a smokin' blonde with a great rack and of her celeb status!
 

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ripken8 said:
nole,

can I touch her boobies for $60, how about one for $30 :cool:

I was thinking the same thing. One tit, $30.00. I could handle that. Not sure how the boys would explain that to their Mom though.

"Hey Mom, guess what? Daddy got him a great big handful of Jessica's tit! He paid us $10.00 each not to say anything. Oops!"

:)

nole
 
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