Major League Baseball, the Players Association, Vegas, and all Offshore Sites have come to agreement in the proposal of a rule change beginning with today's games. They thought it totally appropriate to start on Mothers Day since they've heard so many screaming MOTHER %*^&#@ lately.
**All games have been changed from nine innings to eight innings. If you have lost a game in the ninth inning in the past two weeks, you will be refunded your wager pending your submittal to your corresponding site. These establishments must recieve proof of your wager in order for you to be compensated. Vegas isn't stupid you know. They're not just going to take your word for it. If your wager is with an unathorized legal source (bookie) you may show him the new rule change and I'm sure he will concur. If not, you may go before a grand jury to testify. Vito, Sal, or Vinnie must swear before the commision to comply with the ruling, compensate your losses, and bring no ill will upon you or your family. That's good to know.
**Any so-called reliever with a multi-million dollar contract who is brought in to save a game or protect a lead of at least two runs, and fails to hold up the terms of his contract (TO SAVE!!!) will forfeit his salary and it shall be divided up amongst those who submit the proper paper work to their offshore. Copies of the agreement may be obtained at your local IRS outlet.
**The pitcher in the above scenario shall be immediately demoted to the minors at the A level and may return when he can strike out three consecutive batters, using his opposite throwing arm. If and when this happens, he can be reinstated at his former position at 1/10th his former salary. If he blows it again he shall be cut immediately from the team's roster.
**The above mentioned pitcher can then be signed by the Cubs for double his original salary. (Had to put something in for the player reps)
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
These fokkers actually get paid for what they do (or NOT do) :142smilie
With these new changes going into effect today I feel confident in my wagers.
Cin +128
Fla +147
Mil +170
Ariz +250
LAD +175
A's +175
Clev -113
Sox -159
Enjoy the day with your loved ones. Ladies are Queens today
**All games have been changed from nine innings to eight innings. If you have lost a game in the ninth inning in the past two weeks, you will be refunded your wager pending your submittal to your corresponding site. These establishments must recieve proof of your wager in order for you to be compensated. Vegas isn't stupid you know. They're not just going to take your word for it. If your wager is with an unathorized legal source (bookie) you may show him the new rule change and I'm sure he will concur. If not, you may go before a grand jury to testify. Vito, Sal, or Vinnie must swear before the commision to comply with the ruling, compensate your losses, and bring no ill will upon you or your family. That's good to know.
**Any so-called reliever with a multi-million dollar contract who is brought in to save a game or protect a lead of at least two runs, and fails to hold up the terms of his contract (TO SAVE!!!) will forfeit his salary and it shall be divided up amongst those who submit the proper paper work to their offshore. Copies of the agreement may be obtained at your local IRS outlet.
**The pitcher in the above scenario shall be immediately demoted to the minors at the A level and may return when he can strike out three consecutive batters, using his opposite throwing arm. If and when this happens, he can be reinstated at his former position at 1/10th his former salary. If he blows it again he shall be cut immediately from the team's roster.
**The above mentioned pitcher can then be signed by the Cubs for double his original salary. (Had to put something in for the player reps)
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
These fokkers actually get paid for what they do (or NOT do) :142smilie
With these new changes going into effect today I feel confident in my wagers.
Cin +128
Fla +147
Mil +170
Ariz +250
LAD +175
A's +175
Clev -113
Sox -159
Enjoy the day with your loved ones. Ladies are Queens today
Last edited:
