No, no, we're not talking about the Marine experiment here.....
sorry, had to get rid of a few terms.....a bit violent for this site's tastes....
New Sexual Terms:
The Rusty Trombone - This is when you are standing and your girl is behind you tossing your salad while at the same time she is reaching around and jacking you off!
The Admiral - When attacking from behind, you place your arms behind your back, clasp your hands together and continue your hammering. Strictly a class move.
The Blumpkin - The act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a ****.
The Hoover Vacuum - When you bang a girl in the ass right as she is taking a ****. You pull out long enough for the log to come completely out then you grab her hips and pull her back into her own **** which then gets pushed back in her butt since her hole is already gaping.
The Houdini- While f***ing a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face.
NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE.
The Dirty Sanchez-When you're going at it doggy-style and just as you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poopshoot and reach around to her upper lip, where you proceed to paint on "The Dirty Sanchez."
The Wet Burrito - Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat.
The Code of Silence-Anytime you **** a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.
The Coyote (aka coyote ugly) -When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to her or, god forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own arm off and leave it there.
The Purple Mushroom-When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.
The Divot-A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.
The Bronco-When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her **** as tightly as you can, scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to buck you off.
The Rodeo- A variation of the Bronco where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
The Pearl Necklace-When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-f**ing session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck.
The New York Style Taco-Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.
The Stinky Pinky-When you're going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head back.
The Gobstopper-When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with her thumb.
The Stranger-When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it.
The Donkey Punch-When you're attacking a girl from the back and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole.
The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl) -- When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster **** right onto her chest.
The Chili Dog-A variation of above where you proceed to titty-**** her afterwards.
The Sloppy Joe-A variation of The Chili Dog, where diarrhea is unleashed all over her ****.
The Shocker-When you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise so you insert a digit or two into her asshole.
The Beetle Clip-You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other.
sorry, had to get rid of a few terms.....a bit violent for this site's tastes....
New Sexual Terms:
The Rusty Trombone - This is when you are standing and your girl is behind you tossing your salad while at the same time she is reaching around and jacking you off!
The Admiral - When attacking from behind, you place your arms behind your back, clasp your hands together and continue your hammering. Strictly a class move.
The Blumpkin - The act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a ****.
The Hoover Vacuum - When you bang a girl in the ass right as she is taking a ****. You pull out long enough for the log to come completely out then you grab her hips and pull her back into her own **** which then gets pushed back in her butt since her hole is already gaping.
The Houdini- While f***ing a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face.
NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE.
The Dirty Sanchez-When you're going at it doggy-style and just as you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poopshoot and reach around to her upper lip, where you proceed to paint on "The Dirty Sanchez."
The Wet Burrito - Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat.
The Code of Silence-Anytime you **** a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.
The Coyote (aka coyote ugly) -When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to her or, god forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own arm off and leave it there.
The Purple Mushroom-When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.
The Divot-A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.
The Bronco-When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her **** as tightly as you can, scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to buck you off.
The Rodeo- A variation of the Bronco where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
The Pearl Necklace-When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-f**ing session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck.
The New York Style Taco-Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.
The Stinky Pinky-When you're going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head back.
The Gobstopper-When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with her thumb.
The Stranger-When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it.
The Donkey Punch-When you're attacking a girl from the back and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole.
The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl) -- When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster **** right onto her chest.
The Chili Dog-A variation of above where you proceed to titty-**** her afterwards.
The Sloppy Joe-A variation of The Chili Dog, where diarrhea is unleashed all over her ****.
The Shocker-When you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise so you insert a digit or two into her asshole.
The Beetle Clip-You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other.
