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I'm gonna run a train thru this place...You all will quickly learn that I am the best sports bettor around and nobody's info is as good as my good friend Chucky the Jew's...if you want to win money, you will tail whatever locks Chucky the Jew and I am on...

my record is currently 20-7, taking a break until Saturday final 4 games and will be releasing my next LOCK then...until then, good luck and I'm glad to be the newest member of MadJack baby! :SIB
 
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CTJ said:
I'm gonna run a train thru this place...You all will quickly learn that I am the best sports bettor around and nobody's info is as good as my good friend Chucky the Jew's...if you want to win money, you will tail whatever locks Chucky the Jew and I am on...

my record is currently 20-7, taking a break until Saturday final 4 games and will be releasing my next LOCK then...until then, good luck and I'm glad to be the newest member of MadJack baby! :SIB
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For the record I am not Chucky the Jew he gets picks from. :SIB
 
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Wineguy said:
Your team showed well Bart. Very tough loss to the whole dynamic of UNC.
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I was incredibly pleased with the majority of the team. Stilman White couldnt have played any better. For someone who shouldn't have ever seen a minute of playing time this season, to have 13 assists and 0 turnovers in his 2 starts.......how can you ask for ANY better? But man oh man did Harrison barnes lay a big ol egg. I wish i knew what was in his brain. Maybe he just put too much pressure on himself? maybe he just got in a slump at the wrong time? Maybe he can't create his own shot? Whatever the answer, it just sucks. We played 35 minutes of good basketball yesterday......and 5 minutes that ripped my guts out.
 
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CTJ said:
I'm gonna run a train thru this place...You all will quickly learn that I am the best sports bettor around and nobody's info is as good as my good friend Chucky the Jew's...if you want to win money, you will tail whatever locks Chucky the Jew and I am on...

my record is currently 20-7, taking a break until Saturday final 4 games and will be releasing my next LOCK then...until then, good luck and I'm glad to be the newest member of MadJack baby! :SIB
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i thought u just bet soccer :shrug:
 
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A Jewish pregnancy...

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!" Without answering, the girl picks up the phone
and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of
their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing
a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture
stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a $1,000,000 bank account."

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
$25,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do
you suggest?"

All silent at this point, the mother, placed a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "So, you'll try again.
 
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