Nick Douglas (a Sample Of My Work)

[beantownjim]

DUNCOCK WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET ME STARTED WITH THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW.GET THIS ONE FELLAS I FELL OFF MY COUCH LAUGHING

(THE CHECK IS IN THE MA-- )BOYS TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS NOT A JOKE I ACTUALLY SAW THIS ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE I SWEAR TO GOD.

BOYS THIS BIG NIGERIAN LADY MAN SHE WAS AS BLACK AS KEVIN GARNETT SHE IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN ALL HAPPY AND THEN SHE SAY'S TO PAT SAYJAC I KNOW THIS I WANT TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE BOYS NO JOKE SHE SAYS AND I QUOTE PAT THE ANSWER IS (THE CHECK IS IN THE MALL) PAT SAYJAC BENT OVER ALL SET TO BUST OUT LAUGHING THEN HE SAYS I KNOW THAT CHECK WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE MALL BUT ITS THE WRONG ANSWER.BOYS THE LADY NEXT TO HER COULDNT BELIEVE IT SHE IMMEDIATLY SCREAMS OUT THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL TRUE STORY BOYS I STILL CRACK UP EVERYTIME I THINK OF THIS

 

[beantownjim]

WAIT A MINUTE THIS TELLS THE STORY BETTER

T H E C H E C K I S I N T H E M A - -

JESUS CHRIST HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH THE CHECK IS IN THE MALL. EVEN I THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE HAD THE CORRECT ANSWER (T H E C H E C K I S I N T H E M A I L) MAN THESE NIGERIANS ARE FUNNY AS HELL ON THESE GAME SHOWS

 

[ChrryBlstr]

hey, beanie.....great story....BUT....if the "i" was chosen and showing on the rest of the board....shouldn't the last one have also been revealed???

just wondering....

 

[IntenseOperator]

bad CherryBlister, bad



:tongue

 

[NySportsfan]

BTJ as his own picks page, you da man, just tone down the racial stuff a little my northern friend,lol have fun at the irish social club, just dont get into any fights with some big burly women at starbucks

 

[RAYMOND]

we need today pick jim

 

[beantownjim]

JACK IT IS NOW 3 PM EASTERN TIME I HAVE BEEN WAITING BY MY PHONE SINCE 5.30 THIS MORNING ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A JOB AT YOUR FORUM OR NOT.I SPOKE TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY NICK DOUGLAS AND HE HAS AGREED TO STEP DOWN AND GO BACK TO HIS OLD JOB IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM.SO JACK THIS MEANS THE PICK SECTION HAS NOW BEEN OPENED UP FOR ME TO TAKE OVER.WE WILL DISCUSS THE MONEY LATER BUDDY JUST A PHONE CALL WOULD BE NICE.HURRY UP MY LOVELY WIFE WILL BE HOME AT 4.30 AND THEN I CANT TALK GAMBLING ANYMORE.THANKS GOOD BUDDY YOUR PAL,BEANTOWNJIM

P.S. JACK COULD YOU PLEASE TELL NICK DOUGLAS TO MAKE SURE THE SHIRTS ARE COMPLETLY DRY BEFORE HE TAKES THEM OUT OF THE DRYER MINE WAS A LITTLE DAMP THIS MORNING.:bs:

 

[yyz]

P.S. JACK COULD YOU PLEASE TELL NICK DOUGLAS TO MAKE SURE THE SHIRTS ARE COMPLETLY DRY BEFORE HE TAKES THEM OUT OF THE DRYER MINE WAS A LITTLE DAMP THIS MORNING.:bs:

That's because I sneeked down there and pissed on it!

 

[PaTsJaMM]

Great call BTJ:toast:

 

[lowell]

how come you don't post in the nba or ncaa threads.you must be good you have capital letters

 

[NySportsfan]

yes yyz, you SNEAKED down

 

[yyz]

Snucked?:shrug:

 

[NySportsfan]

LOL yyz, could be, I was breakin balls, believe it is sneaked though, but we'd have to ask the geniuses of this board like beantownjim haha, if he got out of high school I'd be surprised, but he does make me laugh