because I love all of you like the feeling of soft tissue paper after a good dump
But last night sums up my opinions on this horsesh*t league and it's players.
Exhibit A
The Lakers
The Co-Greatest Player of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest OVERWEIGHT Player of All Time, Shaquille O'Neal, missed 11 of 13 foul shots in the first half, finishing 3-for-15 from the line with 17 points. He obviously doesn't need to improve his game anywhere. He's so phat, I mean FAT.
LMAO:thefinger
The Co-Greatest Player of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Horniest Player of All Time that FORGOT about his HOT Wife, was suppose to suit up and play but was nowhere to be found and nobody knew WTF happened. His Mommy, sorry, I mean his agent called later and said he would be their for the next job appearance. Many hope that tongue is as affective tossing salad in a few months.
LMAO:thefinger
The Greatest Defender of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest Defender of All Time in His Own Mind and From His Oversized Mouth, decides to get tossed early in a game, where his short-handed (and old+fat) team needs him the most. They were not only short-handed, but tired after playing their fourth game in five nights, and arrived at their opponents city at 4 AM for a road game against one of the "better" teams in the East. He does this after publicly screaming to the press earlier in the year that he wasn't getting enough playing time and it was costing his team victories (this was after a loss to Memphis earlier in the year I believe). He could have played EVERY minute in this one.
LMAO:thefinger
The Greatest Coach of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest Coach of Teams with Two or More of the Top 10 Players in the League of All Time has misplaced his awesome coaching abilities a couple months ago, some would say, a couple years ago. Maybe he hasn't been handing out the right books on these road trips. Maybe there are not enough pictures in the books he has been handing out. Time to find a younger wife and hire smarter assistants to make you look good. The head tilting stare at the ref's when upset isn't cute anymore.
LMAO:thefinger
Other examples for your scrutiny of the Greatest Athletes in the World if you so desire...
New Jersey Nots
New Orleans Flies
Boston WTF are these dopes doing
Indiana Psychopaths
San Antonio Puppies
Chicago/Atlanta Abuse Victims
Seattle/Orlando/NY/Dallas/Clippers/GS/Phoenix/Cleveland/Milwaukee Matador Defense
And yes.....
I'm loving every minute of watching league attendance DROP:moon:
But last night sums up my opinions on this horsesh*t league and it's players.
Exhibit A
The Lakers
The Co-Greatest Player of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest OVERWEIGHT Player of All Time, Shaquille O'Neal, missed 11 of 13 foul shots in the first half, finishing 3-for-15 from the line with 17 points. He obviously doesn't need to improve his game anywhere. He's so phat, I mean FAT.
LMAO:thefinger
The Co-Greatest Player of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Horniest Player of All Time that FORGOT about his HOT Wife, was suppose to suit up and play but was nowhere to be found and nobody knew WTF happened. His Mommy, sorry, I mean his agent called later and said he would be their for the next job appearance. Many hope that tongue is as affective tossing salad in a few months.
LMAO:thefinger
The Greatest Defender of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest Defender of All Time in His Own Mind and From His Oversized Mouth, decides to get tossed early in a game, where his short-handed (and old+fat) team needs him the most. They were not only short-handed, but tired after playing their fourth game in five nights, and arrived at their opponents city at 4 AM for a road game against one of the "better" teams in the East. He does this after publicly screaming to the press earlier in the year that he wasn't getting enough playing time and it was costing his team victories (this was after a loss to Memphis earlier in the year I believe). He could have played EVERY minute in this one.
LMAO:thefinger
The Greatest Coach of All Time (LMAO)
(let me revise that)
The Greatest Coach of Teams with Two or More of the Top 10 Players in the League of All Time has misplaced his awesome coaching abilities a couple months ago, some would say, a couple years ago. Maybe he hasn't been handing out the right books on these road trips. Maybe there are not enough pictures in the books he has been handing out. Time to find a younger wife and hire smarter assistants to make you look good. The head tilting stare at the ref's when upset isn't cute anymore.
LMAO:thefinger
Other examples for your scrutiny of the Greatest Athletes in the World if you so desire...
New Jersey Nots
New Orleans Flies
Boston WTF are these dopes doing
Indiana Psychopaths
San Antonio Puppies
Chicago/Atlanta Abuse Victims
Seattle/Orlando/NY/Dallas/Clippers/GS/Phoenix/Cleveland/Milwaukee Matador Defense
And yes.....
I'm loving every minute of watching league attendance DROP:moon:
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