obsolete cowboy phrases

[THE HITMAN]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Joe Buck (Midnight Cowboy, 1969): John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?

Joe Buck............."I ain't much of a for real cowboy, but I'm one hell of a stud"

 

[Hamster]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

 

[nitwit]

the new west-
where men are men and sheep are nervous-

home on the range is now homos on the range-

 

[Terryray]

Top 10 Signs You Are a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.


"Yesterday at a press conference President Bush said he had not seen 'Brokeback Mountain.'
However, he did express an interest in drilling for oil there" --David Letterman


"A movie theater in Utah abruptly canceled a screening of the movie Brokeback Mountain.
They felt it was inappropriate for the community standards. Instead they ran Deliverance."
---Jay Leno

 

[Flipper317]

"He wore a Blazin' saddle . . . . ."

 

[boilermaker]

Whiskey and leave the bottle.