(odds To Win The Miss Usa Contest)

[THE KOD]

NO SERIOUSLY BOYS HOW DUMB WAS MISS OKLAHOMA SHE HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING ONCE SHE OPENED HER MOUTH.5 SOME SLEEP WITH THE JUDGES WHILE OTHERS PAY THEM OFF.

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beanhead

Well how dumb was she ?

She answered that Justin Timberlake would be her choice to spend time with.

So she lost the pageant but knew she had no chance to win or for the cash included.

Next day she gets a call from Justin Timberlake's agent. He says that Justin saw her in the Miss USA contest and wants to meet her. I know I would be on the phone if it was me she wanted to spend time with.

Miss Oklahoma meets with him. Plays coy and hard to get. She starts dating him, he gives her a the keys to a new Mercedes to drive, trips to Hawaii and St Barts, 100K in jewelry, 50K in clothing in first month, then she moves into his mansion with him.

All for saying something stupid when asked a question
in the Miss USA contest.

Yeh she was dumb all right. Woman are smarter than we men think they are. Got to give her props.

The crowned Miss USA has nothing over Miss Oklahoma. the crowned Miss USA got 100K and the right to live out of a hotel room for about a year appearing all over the country.

Who really won?

And I still think you perpetuated a contest fraud in the first degree.! And go right now and pay your father the 50 bucks you owe him. You don't steal from family btj. Cascade has nothing on your sorry ars.

KOD

 

[djv]

KOD You may have it right. And she did not do that bad with her answer. She still was fourth out of 51. Tenn was last of the top 5. In fact I think it was Missou, N Carl, Ok, S Carl & Tenn. So give her third.

 

[White Shadow]

My guess is that Justin was watching the Miss USA pageant thinking WTF is up with this chick? She may be somewhat hot but he had to be thinking with an answer like that there's no way she ever makes more than $6.50/hr. working at a fast food restaurant. He was probably thinking man, I hope her evening gown doesn't function properly and her boob "accidentally pops out" and I would probably do her once or twice but there is no way I'm teaching her any dance moves like she's hoping for.

My impersonation of Miss Oklahoma at a job interview for Timberland Boot Factory.

CEO: "So what is it you're looking for in our company?"

Miss Oklahoma: "Hot, rich guys that can teach me dance moves and stuff."

CEO: "How about salary, how much do you hope to make?"

Miss Oklahoma: "I just hope I make enough to pay for Justin Timberlake to teach me some dance moves and stuff."

CEO: "I take it you like to dance?"

Miss Oklahoma: "Well, I don't really know how to but I'm hoping when I grow up some hot guy will teach me some dance moves and stuff."

CEO: "I'm not quite sure why exactly you are here?"

Miss Oklahoma: "Well, your sign said Timberlake Boob Factory Apply Inside........I thought to myself I know Justin will want to see my boobs so here I am."

CEO: "Ummmm......the sign said Timberland, not Timberfield. And it said Boot, not Boob. You really aren't looking for a job are you?"

Miss Oklahoma: "Well, not really.......but if it will help me have dinner with Justin Timberlake and have him teach me some dance moves and stuff, I'm all for it."