Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Allentown
Well we're laughing here at 'ol Beantown
And they're closing all his shitty posts down
Out in Cyberspace he's killing time
Pissing off forums
Making folks whine
Well our founders fought to get to the core
Spent their weekends trying to school Jim some more
Said, "There's something you need to know."
Asked him to stop
Spoke to him slow
And we're living here with 'ol Beantown
But the uselessness was handed down
And it's getting very hard to stay
Well we're waiting here for 'ol Beantown
And the common sense that he never found
For the promises 'ol Madjack gave
If he fcked up
'Cause he can't behave
So the writings right there up on the wall
Beantown never really helped us at all
No he never understood what was real
He found the door
Hey, how does it feel?
And we're laughing here at 'ol Beantown
(apologies to Billy Joel)
Well we're laughing here at 'ol Beantown
And they're closing all his shitty posts down
Out in Cyberspace he's killing time
Pissing off forums
Making folks whine
Well our founders fought to get to the core
Spent their weekends trying to school Jim some more
Said, "There's something you need to know."
Asked him to stop
Spoke to him slow
And we're living here with 'ol Beantown
But the uselessness was handed down
And it's getting very hard to stay
Well we're waiting here for 'ol Beantown
And the common sense that he never found
For the promises 'ol Madjack gave
If he fcked up
'Cause he can't behave
So the writings right there up on the wall
Beantown never really helped us at all
No he never understood what was real
He found the door
Hey, how does it feel?
And we're laughing here at 'ol Beantown
(apologies to Billy Joel)

