OFFICIAL PROGRAM
6:00pm - Opening Flag-burning ceremony. (Vietnam Hysteria and Radical Chic live!)
6:30pm - Anti-war Rally no. 1. (Jane Fonda remembers "Uncle Ho"; music by Dixie Chicks)
6:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast ...to John Kerry!
7:00pm - KEYNOTE: Tribute to France. (Sen.Hillary Rodham Clinton)
7:10pm - "Kum By Yah" (Barbra Streisand & Kweisi Mfumi collect
offering for al-Zawahri Defense Fund.)
7:20pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast ...to Drew Carey!
7:25pm - Teresa Heinz-Kerry sings "Just Plain Folks" for "Poverty in Amerika workshop.
7:45pm - Anti-war Rally no. 2. (rant by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - Life-like John Forbes Kerry presents one side of the issues (flip)
8:25pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast to ... Mariah Carey
8:30pm - "Terrorist Appeasement" workshop (by Jimmy Carter, who will also demonstrate the Shop-Smith Mark IV)
9:! 00pm - Gay Marriage ceremony (Ellen DeGeneres & Martina Navratilova kiss on camera)
9:30pm - Special Nostalgic Intermission Video: "COURAGE: From
Chamberlain to Me" Dramatic Narration about Bill Clinton by Bill Clinton. (Bill Clinton will conclude by kissing Ellen Degeneres & Martina Navratilova on camera.)
10:00pm - Flag-burning ceremony II. (Pretend to re-live those Politically-Sexy '6Os!")
10:15pm - Historic Re-enactment of Kerry's fake "medal toss."
10:30pm - Cameo: Howard Dean leads responsive cheer "Yeee-Aggggghhhhh!'"
10:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast to....Seagram's Seven-Crown and toast!
10:50pm - Pledge of Allegiance ...to the UN.
11:00pm - Double-Gay Marriage ceremony (Al Franken & Rep. Barney Frank kiss on camera)
11:15pm - "Maximizing Welfare" workshop.(led by Maxine Waters & Rev Al Sharpton)
11:20pm - Our Own "Lurch," John Forbes Kerry presents the other side of the issues.(flop)
11:30pm - "Free Saddam!" pep rally (guests Yassir Arafat, Jamie Farr, & Ali bin Achmed, a NYC cabbie)
11:59pm - Teddy Kennedy proteases a post to ..."Repoobocrats, Demublikans,an' Chappaquiddick!"
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat Candidates 2OO4. (wild & spontaneous demonstration planned)
Kosher catering - Joe Lieberman.
Seargeant at Arms - Gen. WesClark.
Sour Grapes - Dick Gephardt.
--Please send Money!--
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6:00pm - Opening Flag-burning ceremony. (Vietnam Hysteria and Radical Chic live!)
6:30pm - Anti-war Rally no. 1. (Jane Fonda remembers "Uncle Ho"; music by Dixie Chicks)
6:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast ...to John Kerry!
7:00pm - KEYNOTE: Tribute to France. (Sen.Hillary Rodham Clinton)
7:10pm - "Kum By Yah" (Barbra Streisand & Kweisi Mfumi collect
offering for al-Zawahri Defense Fund.)
7:20pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast ...to Drew Carey!
7:25pm - Teresa Heinz-Kerry sings "Just Plain Folks" for "Poverty in Amerika workshop.
7:45pm - Anti-war Rally no. 2. (rant by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - Life-like John Forbes Kerry presents one side of the issues (flip)
8:25pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast to ... Mariah Carey
8:30pm - "Terrorist Appeasement" workshop (by Jimmy Carter, who will also demonstrate the Shop-Smith Mark IV)
9:! 00pm - Gay Marriage ceremony (Ellen DeGeneres & Martina Navratilova kiss on camera)
9:30pm - Special Nostalgic Intermission Video: "COURAGE: From
Chamberlain to Me" Dramatic Narration about Bill Clinton by Bill Clinton. (Bill Clinton will conclude by kissing Ellen Degeneres & Martina Navratilova on camera.)
10:00pm - Flag-burning ceremony II. (Pretend to re-live those Politically-Sexy '6Os!")
10:15pm - Historic Re-enactment of Kerry's fake "medal toss."
10:30pm - Cameo: Howard Dean leads responsive cheer "Yeee-Aggggghhhhh!'"
10:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast to....Seagram's Seven-Crown and toast!
10:50pm - Pledge of Allegiance ...to the UN.
11:00pm - Double-Gay Marriage ceremony (Al Franken & Rep. Barney Frank kiss on camera)
11:15pm - "Maximizing Welfare" workshop.(led by Maxine Waters & Rev Al Sharpton)
11:20pm - Our Own "Lurch," John Forbes Kerry presents the other side of the issues.(flop)
11:30pm - "Free Saddam!" pep rally (guests Yassir Arafat, Jamie Farr, & Ali bin Achmed, a NYC cabbie)
11:59pm - Teddy Kennedy proteases a post to ..."Repoobocrats, Demublikans,an' Chappaquiddick!"
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat Candidates 2OO4. (wild & spontaneous demonstration planned)
Kosher catering - Joe Lieberman.
Seargeant at Arms - Gen. WesClark.
Sour Grapes - Dick Gephardt.
--Please send Money!--
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