Oh Yeah KOD!!!

[Chanman]

heh, heh, heh * cautious jabs* Fool it's your funeral. *shuffles feet ala Muhammed Ali* I've even got the Softball Team in my corner. Right, Tara, Missy, Justin's Mom???

hmmmm? Maybe the element of surprise:http://www.alllooksame.com/
(Disclaimer: If this has a virus I'll kiss your a**)

 

[Chanman]

All right Scott- Call off the dogs. I get relieved from work now so we'll call it a draw. What more can I say...

Luke, I'm your Father!

"On different worlds, we may have been friends"

how about...I'LL BE BACH

Tomorrow is another shift, err a day. Til then

Cue the music

 

[THE KOD]

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I'll be glad to issue opinions upon successful negotiation of a retainer. Either Scott or Chan, don' t matter. I use Paypal.

Eddie

 

[Chanman]

Intermission

Intermission

Eddie, I can't pay your exhorbitant fee but, maybe we can barter for services rendered.

 

[THE KOD]

Chan

now your trying to bribe my attorney with asian woman.

I doubt that Eddie would succomb to that strategy.

Isn't there a law against this Eddie ?

Eddie - What would a 500 retainer get me to start out with ?

I think I need your express service package and not the supreme court package.

KOD

 

[Chanman]

I doubt that Eddie would succomb to that strategy.KOD

Scott- I think Eddie will probably end up w/your $ AND the women.

 

[Chanman]

Looks like we're not important enough for his time Scott. So Eddie, it finally comes to light- prejudiced against Ornamentals huh

You know what you look like to me, with your Law Degree and your cheap shoes? Not to mention a Used, but Certified, Lexus in front of a well manicured lawn. You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Counselor? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure Cincinnati. What's your father, Edward? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the jocks found you... all those tedious sticky teasings in the High School Gym...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to hanging your name on a shingle in front of your own Law Office downtown.

 

[THE KOD]

You know what you look like to me, with your Law Degree and your cheap shoes? Not to mention a Used, but Certified, Lexus in front of a well manicured lawn. You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Counselor? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure Cincinnati. What's your father, Edward? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the jocks found you... all those tedious sticky teasings in the High School Gym...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to hanging your name on a shingle in front of your own Law Office downtown.

 

[THE KOD]

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I like that approach Chan ma man. Team up with your original adversary against the ambulance chasing lawyer, calling him a bigot and too arrogant to respond ot yours and Scotts inane posts. Tell me, is it true that you chinks sleep together at 90 degree angles thereby producing slanty eyed offspring? Is this the year of the dog or do you just eat them?

A kinder, gentler Eddie

 

[Chanman]

I like that approach Chan ma man. Team up with your original adversary against the ambulance chasing lawyer, calling him a bigot and too arrogant to respond ot yours and Scotts inane posts. Tell me, is it true that you chinks sleep together at 90 degree angles thereby producing slanty eyed offspring? Is this the year of the dog or do you just eat them?

A kinder, gentler Eddie

:cuss: Ha Ha joke on you Imperialistic round-eye. Chinese New Year not til Febluarry.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Ahhh, go do some laundry you little yellow devil. Well, this blond haired, blue-eyed, Arian addonis has only three words to say to you Hop Sing........ Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Eddie Von Haskell