Ok, what is the best name you have heard?

[Franky Wright]

Ok, how about these two.......

Alice Alice............ :shrug: Years ago we would have the new secretaries call her up for some information regarding property. Tell them to ask for Ms Alice, well to make matters worse, the other office would ask which Alice, since there were three! :scared :mj07: We would put it on speaker phone :142smilie Laurel & Hardy could not write a better script.

Dr. Bonebreak My buddy had knee surgery done by him!

 

[Ronnie]

Dick Assman?..Guy is from Saskatchewan, Canada?made it on Letterman after his name was made fun of for being in the paper?..Us Canadians love it when someone makes it on the TV or someplace is mentioned?
Dikshit? :mj07:

I've got a buddy who lives in Michigan whose name is Brian Assman.

 

[dawgball]

I have a close friend whose name is Dick Severe.

 

[dawgball]

Who here knows where Rock 103 out of Memphis' page about weird names went. They would post all of these birth ceritificates of terrible names. The worst I remember:

Paternal Denial Johnson

 

[thom24ad]

My brother had a boss at his last job whose name is Dick Grabber, and for the record, happens to be gay.

The guy never stood a chance a with a name like that
:mj07:

 

[ScreaminPain]

I coached a kid in Little league awhile back. His name was Tim Wood....not too bad, but...

As the coach, we had copies of each kids legal name and Tim Wood's legal name was:

TIMBER FOREST WOOD

Kids parents must have been true tree-huggers. :mj07:

 

[Simply In The Red]

I went to school with a girl named Stormy May Flowers. I think her parents were hippies. :shrug:

 

[The Judge]

Ima Hogg (1882-1975), philanthropist and patron of the arts, daughter of former Texas Governor James Stephen Hogg.

 

[budhachi]

Buddy of mine....

Justin Case

Parents did not realize until he was about 4 months old! Idiots!

 

[wareagle]

click here

 

[bjfinste]

A kid I used to play hockey against in high school had the last name "Licht" and was pronounced "licked". When I was like 14 or 15, we found out the kid's dad was named Richard. Good ol' Dick Licht.

 

[bjfinste]

click here

I heard that guy had his last name legally changed to Seymour.

 

[nixon8000]

Went to high school with an Asian kid named Hung Ho. Also knew a guy named Peter Shifter turned out to be gay.

 

[Agent 0659]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:


MJ07

 

[boilermaker]

Stuart PiDasso--- friends call him Stu PiDasso :142smilie

 

[Snafu]

When picking up english speaking girls i present myself as a "Lars Johnson", and if she smiles right away :142hump:

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

Got some names from a website

1. Short Dick
2. Mammoth Erections
3. Harry Beavers
4. Ho Phat
5. Ray Screws
6. Dixon Cox
7. Miracle Fingers
8. Phil Hisscock <---- This one is funny
9. William Dickgrabber
10. Hugh G. Rection
11. Haywood Jablowmee
12. Craven Dick

Here's a chinese restaurant name lol

FU KING CHINESE RESTAURANT :mj07:

 

[ScreaminPain]

click here

makes my mouth water.....

 

[Blitz]

There is a politician in the area and his name is Dick Sweat...

Worked with a kid years ago and his name was Taj Mahal... :shrug:

 

[betz]

duany duany - played for wisky a few years back