Old Mr Cook

[THE KOD]

This story is true.

I was in the local drugstore and in comes Mr Cook who
is 90 years old and hard of hearing. He told the people standing there that he had lost his hearing aids.

He said the had seen a mouse in his house.

He went on and on about evidence the mouse had been right where he left his hearing aids. Mouse droppings he said. And fresh too.

He instructed his son to set a trap ..

and when he caught the mouse to check its ears.

We all laughed as Mr Cook left with his prescription.

So as he was leaving I called after him....Mr Cook do you need a ride home ?

Mr Cook said no no i got the convertible top down in my car.

That was scary.


KOD

 

[NickiD]

:shrug:

 

[THE KOD]

Re: Old Mr Cook

He instructed his son to set a trap ..

and when he caught the mouse to check its ears.

KOD

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NickiD

the punch line was check its ears (for his hearing aides)


This is about as funny as a 90 year old gets. When you are 90 if you can say anything you should thank Mr Happy.

now do you get it ?

KOD

 

[NickiD]

Yeah - Thanks KOD



:kiss:

 

[Mr. KANE]

I thought the punch line was at the end

This 90 year old is hard of hearing and has oldtimers disease

 

[THE KOD]

I thought the punch line was at the end

This 90 year old is hard of hearing and has oldtimers disease

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KANED

DO NOT COME INTO MY THREADS TRYING TO BE FUNNY ! BECAUSE YOUR NOT !

Actually that oldtimers comment was funnier than the old mans mouse story and I laughed at that.

I REPEAT STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY IN MY THREADS BECAUSE YOU AND PP ARE BUDDIES ANYWAYS SO GO HANG OUT WITH HIM:thefinger

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

I thought the punch line was at the end

This 90 year old is hard of hearing and has oldtimers disease

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Oh Yeh KANED I ALMOST FORGOT

I am kinda bored now waiting for football to come. Thats where I make my money.

I been looking around in baseball forum and I admit I am incapable of wagering on baseball. No matter what I do I lose. I hate losing most of all.

What is your present record in baseball posting ?

If you can give me some winners in baseball, I may allow you and Gator to coattail me in football . I think Gator has already said he needed my help.

KOD

 

[Mr. KANE]

well, If you noticed in "this is bad pod thread," I was holding top place overall for a bit. My record there I think is 10-2 and I dont post everyday but only when I have something real good. Toy can tell you that most of my huge parlays and plays hit. My last 2 unit post was a total play that pushed and the one before that was a 10 unit winner. I really can care lest about records but I will tell you that I am up quite a bit in basebase with my posts. I went like 7-1 I think when I first started posting and then lost track.


Hope that helps:kiss:

 

[THE KOD]

I really can care lest about records but I will tell you that I am up quite a bit in basebase with my posts. I went like 7-1 I think when I first started posting and then lost track.


Hope that helps:kiss:

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KANED

yeh well thats all well and good. But what is important to me if I jump on the Arabian horse and take some riding lessons is there any chance the horse will stumble out of the gate and you will tank bad like a mofo. I would not like that. I would be pissed.
I know thats pressure but what else can I say.

and stop using my HOPE THAT HELPS.

THATS PATENTED ! I WILL SUE YOU ! EDDIE HASKELL IS ON RETAINER WITH ME.
:thefinger

Hope that helped

KOD

 

[Mr. KANE]

Can you please repeat what you said in english?

I am trying to figure out what tank bad like a MOFO means?

Is that ebonics?


Btw, again I can care less about a record because I am not posting to try and become famous or start a serivce. If you want to start keeping track of my record, I will gladly pay you $5.00 a month. That would be a nice supplement to your disability check, dont ya think?

 

[buddy]

tank bad like a mofo

 

[THE KOD]

I am trying to figure out what tank bad like a MOFO means?

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KANED

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tank bad like a mofo means :

That you jumped in the shit wagon and went down the shit wagon tank with the rest of the shitters.

Hoped that helps

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

buddy

good try buddy


KOD