Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he
had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a
lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a
BIC lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC lighter in his hands.
"Vhere did yew get dat monster??" "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my
Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure, right
here in my tackle box," says Ole. "Could I see him?" So Ole opens his
tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes I will", says the genie. So Sven
asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the
tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a Million
ducks,flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at
Ole, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew
really tink I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"
:shrug:
had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a
lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a
BIC lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC lighter in his hands.
"Vhere did yew get dat monster??" "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my
Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure, right
here in my tackle box," says Ole. "Could I see him?" So Ole opens his
tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes I will", says the genie. So Sven
asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the
tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a Million
ducks,flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at
Ole, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew
really tink I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"
:shrug:
