On Fire Tuesday!

[dispatch042]

-3.5 Yesterday! I am ON FIRE!!!!!!!!:firing: :firing:

YTD- 16-17 -6.25 Units
Parlays- 1-6
Braves- 0-4 -15 units!!!


Yesterday's Call of the day: Yu Darvish looks like a duck

Bad Call of the year: Betting on the housewives of Atlanta, currently 0-4, currently continuing to make my penis go further and further up into my abdomen. They have currently accounted for 4 straight up losses, and 4 Parlay loses, meaning my record without betting on these clowns is 16-13 +8.75 Units.

Plays:
Housewives RL -110 6 Billion Units (16) :facepalm:
If I were Houston, I'd honestly rather have a housewife of Atlanta pitching, because Weiland blows. That being said, he'll throw a perfect game and continue to ruin my life

Yankees -135
W.Y Chen is another Asian sensation. The only problem is he isn't Yu Darvish.
Looking like a duck= WINNING!
Looking like W.Y. Chen= Letting up 5 through 4 and NOT winning

Yankees O 9.5
Logic listed above. Additionally, Freddy Garcia is pitching, it is no longer 2004.

Dodgers RL -105
Clayton Kershaw is awesome.

Nats Even Money 2 Units
Yesterday I spent a good 30 minutes writing a letter to the Mets. The gist was reminding them how fucking awful they are. David Wright called me this morning and said he'd tell the clubhouse about it.

Rangers RL -110
Neftali Feliz spits hot fire like Dy-lan :0002

Others:
Dodgers to score first -130
Three minutes has not changed my mind, Kershaw is still awesome


Parlays:
Dodgers/Nats/Braves RL/Yanks/Rangers 1 Unit to win 16 Units

Orlando magic ML/Knicks +7/Dodgers/Braves/Rangers 1 Unit to win 14.5

I know I know, too much Atlanta love, BUT THEY FUCKING OWE ME BIG!

Back later with some team totals.

Here's to breaking even...

 

[PBRmeASAP]

I love this post! :mj07:

...and I also love the Housewives tonight!

 

[dispatch042]

Hopefully we are both right. If not I may assassinate dominique Wilkins due to his associations with the city of Atlanta. If I can't find him, the blame turns to Spud Webb

 

[dispatch042]

Adding:
Braves score first -155
Braves TT O 4.5
My mind is telling me no, but my body is screaming YES! Also, I had a dream that Michael Bourn actually stole some bases tonight. My dreams are usually not on par with reality but, :mj11:

 

[dispatch042]

I'd like to thank Michael Bourn for making my dream come true, literally! I'd also like to thank the braves, for finally winning me one whole unit. LET'S PLAY SOME BALL!

 

[bleedingpurple]

That ninth inning was a little scary then the DP and then I felt better.

 

[PBRmeASAP]

Hope you were doing the Braves' chop like me last night!

Great night! :0074

 

[dispatch042]

After the DP I blasted The Hulk Hogan theme song, I am a Real American and had it on repeat for a good half hour. GL today guys I'll be on soon with some plays