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-3.5 Yesterday! I am ON FIRE!!!!!!!!:firing: :firing:
YTD- 16-17 -6.25 Units
Parlays- 1-6
Braves- 0-4 -15 units!!!
Yesterday's Call of the day: Yu Darvish looks like a duck
Bad Call of the year: Betting on the housewives of Atlanta, currently 0-4, currently continuing to make my penis go further and further up into my abdomen. They have currently accounted for 4 straight up losses, and 4 Parlay loses, meaning my record without betting on these clowns is 16-13 +8.75 Units.
Plays:
Housewives RL -110 6 Billion Units (16) :facepalm:
If I were Houston, I'd honestly rather have a housewife of Atlanta pitching, because Weiland blows. That being said, he'll throw a perfect game and continue to ruin my life
Yankees -135
W.Y Chen is another Asian sensation. The only problem is he isn't Yu Darvish.
Looking like a duck= WINNING!
Looking like W.Y. Chen= Letting up 5 through 4 and NOT winning
Yankees O 9.5
Logic listed above. Additionally, Freddy Garcia is pitching, it is no longer 2004.
Dodgers RL -105
Clayton Kershaw is awesome.
Nats Even Money 2 Units
Yesterday I spent a good 30 minutes writing a letter to the Mets. The gist was reminding them how fucking awful they are. David Wright called me this morning and said he'd tell the clubhouse about it.
Rangers RL -110
Neftali Feliz spits hot fire like Dy-lan :0002
Others:
Dodgers to score first -130
Three minutes has not changed my mind, Kershaw is still awesome
Parlays:
Dodgers/Nats/Braves RL/Yanks/Rangers 1 Unit to win 16 Units
Orlando magic ML/Knicks +7/Dodgers/Braves/Rangers 1 Unit to win 14.5
I know I know, too much Atlanta love, BUT THEY FUCKING OWE ME BIG!
Back later with some team totals.
Here's to breaking even...
YTD- 16-17 -6.25 Units
Parlays- 1-6
Braves- 0-4 -15 units!!!
Yesterday's Call of the day: Yu Darvish looks like a duck
Bad Call of the year: Betting on the housewives of Atlanta, currently 0-4, currently continuing to make my penis go further and further up into my abdomen. They have currently accounted for 4 straight up losses, and 4 Parlay loses, meaning my record without betting on these clowns is 16-13 +8.75 Units.
Plays:
Housewives RL -110 6 Billion Units (16) :facepalm:
If I were Houston, I'd honestly rather have a housewife of Atlanta pitching, because Weiland blows. That being said, he'll throw a perfect game and continue to ruin my life
Yankees -135
W.Y Chen is another Asian sensation. The only problem is he isn't Yu Darvish.
Looking like a duck= WINNING!
Looking like W.Y. Chen= Letting up 5 through 4 and NOT winning
Yankees O 9.5
Logic listed above. Additionally, Freddy Garcia is pitching, it is no longer 2004.
Dodgers RL -105
Clayton Kershaw is awesome.
Nats Even Money 2 Units
Yesterday I spent a good 30 minutes writing a letter to the Mets. The gist was reminding them how fucking awful they are. David Wright called me this morning and said he'd tell the clubhouse about it.
Rangers RL -110
Neftali Feliz spits hot fire like Dy-lan :0002
Others:
Dodgers to score first -130
Three minutes has not changed my mind, Kershaw is still awesome
Parlays:
Dodgers/Nats/Braves RL/Yanks/Rangers 1 Unit to win 16 Units
Orlando magic ML/Knicks +7/Dodgers/Braves/Rangers 1 Unit to win 14.5
I know I know, too much Atlanta love, BUT THEY FUCKING OWE ME BIG!
Back later with some team totals.
Here's to breaking even...
