Every so often I get into this celebrity stalker mode (or so says the court papers) and I get a big hankering for pictures of a starlet, preferably naked, optimally getting hit in the fart box.
I once had a jones for pictures of Jo Polnecek from "The Facts of Life" (ironically, it turns out she isnt a hermaphradite) or Winnie Cooper from "the Wonder Years" (I actually attended Law school solely based on the fact that she was an undergraduate at the same school) or Kimmey from that show with Bob Saget and those Olsen dykes (trust me, in my mind their dykes "Oh Uncle Joey said we couldnt play hide the Genoa salami anymore") because I think because shes so ugly that I bet she'd really work hard on that shaft to make up for all her mental insecurities..
I hope this gives you an idea on just how far a break there is between my synapses when they fire..
That said.. now I am getting a strong urge to do the knuckle shuffle to that UBERslut Paris Hilton..
I really want to slam her noggin through the headboard while that little rat of a dog watches mommy get her poop chute cleaned..
Anywho, anyone out there have any good Paris Hilton photos, clips, handdrawings or an etch n sketches I would appreciate it...
Thank you all for your help..
next thread will be from the Bellvue psych ward
I once had a jones for pictures of Jo Polnecek from "The Facts of Life" (ironically, it turns out she isnt a hermaphradite) or Winnie Cooper from "the Wonder Years" (I actually attended Law school solely based on the fact that she was an undergraduate at the same school) or Kimmey from that show with Bob Saget and those Olsen dykes (trust me, in my mind their dykes "Oh Uncle Joey said we couldnt play hide the Genoa salami anymore") because I think because shes so ugly that I bet she'd really work hard on that shaft to make up for all her mental insecurities..
I hope this gives you an idea on just how far a break there is between my synapses when they fire..
That said.. now I am getting a strong urge to do the knuckle shuffle to that UBERslut Paris Hilton..
I really want to slam her noggin through the headboard while that little rat of a dog watches mommy get her poop chute cleaned..
Anywho, anyone out there have any good Paris Hilton photos, clips, handdrawings or an etch n sketches I would appreciate it...
Thank you all for your help..
next thread will be from the Bellvue psych ward
