- Mar 19, 2006
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RAYMOND
what exactly is a block captain.
is that where if someone gets out of line (djv)
you kick their ars ?
ps happy thanksgiving
as the block captain in my neighborhood I am responsible for the following.
remind lazy PUKES to keep the lawn cut and edged each and every week during cutting season.
remind fat lazy rednecks to bring in the garbage cans and if they don't I get the can and sit it by their front door to remind their lazy asses again.
holler patrol...when the idiots speed through the neighborhood it is my responsibility to scream and yell at the dumb fvcks to slow the hell down and to watch out for the kids.
door knocker...in charge of banging the shyt out of their front doors when their car alarms go off in the middle of the night because some dumb cat walked on the hood.
festive control.... when the local drunk get out of line with others at our holiday gatherings it my responsibility to tell the drunk loud mouth to carry his ass home.If he refuses then it is further my responsibility to embarrass the drunk sob until he staggers home.
Smile captain....remind all my beautiful neighbors that ...it's great to be alive and to stop their boring ass complaining about their jobs..their wife..their children ..Furthermore it is my responsibility to remind the neighbors about how as BLOCK CAPTAIN i keep this neighborhood fun,clean,safe and stress free.
hope this helps
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