Open Forum.....What makes you see red...

[fatdaddycool]

if you have something that absolutely makes you want to strangle someone or something, write it here. *DISCLAIMER* this includes anything you have to say about anyone else that frequents this forum. BUT, all whines have to be posted in an adult manner. This is an open forum, but if it turns ugly I will be the first to ask if can be locked.
Subject matter can be anyone or anything, on this forum or not, but let me remind you.....this is for adults, grown men and women.....don't waste my time by picking fights, state your case and move on.
So let me start it off..........

1... should there be a legal limit on the height of a speed bump?
2... why is there more than one size of a frickin vacuum bag?
3... do you think Canadians generally think of themselves as Americans?
4. who do you think was gayer, Liberace or Elton John?
5. why is it that everyone experiences "deja vu", yet so few believe in reincarnation?
6. last but not least.....is it me or is Michelle Pfeiffer not aging?

next....

 

[fatdaddycool]

oh yeah, one more.....don't you get sick of F~. Monk pinching your ass at parties? I mean.......I don't care what you do in your off time but come on

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Hmmm....

Very interesting indeed,

Let me say this in regards to statement #6

Michelle Pfeiffer still looks good, saw her last week at the Toronto Film Festival:thumb:

My rants/ pet peeves

1. Sending FDC an email, and don't hear back for about 1 month

2. Drivers in the passing lane on the freeway doing the speed limit ( move over you fawk)

3. Professors lecturing at school, but for some reason it seems they are lecturing in another language!

 

[SixFive]

1) Seeing an unrestrained child in an automobile is my #1 thing that ticks me off. People have every right to be stupid and not wear their own seat belts, but when u don't restrain your child, that is not permissable.
2) Animal rights wackos.
3) Betting on a game where there is a line move in 10 minutes that could have given u a better line.
4) Backdoor chalk covers.
5) Crappy relief pitchers.
6) Guys who can't hit free throws.
7) Reality based TV shows.

 

[Neemer]

People who buy a damn dog and then tie it to a tree for the rest of its' life! In my opinion, they're better off at the damn shelter, where at least they got a little company.......YOU ARE NOT doing the friggin' dog a favor by taking him/her home and then tying it to a tree with about 10 ft. of rope...

 

[Neemer]

Couples who have children who think that will make their marriage more bearable. IT DON"T,......and to tell ya the truth, it just complicates things that much more...

 

[Snake Plissken]

Terrorists killing civilians

On 9/11/02 seeing an article that says that the front page of an Iraqi paper shows the a picture of the twins towers burning under the headline "Gods Punishment"

Child Molesters :firing:

Animal cruelty :bigun:

Men hitting women :nono:

People who talk before they think

When you are a courteous driver and the other driver you are being nice to does not acknowledge you :gf:

Bad Parents :nooo:

 

[fatdaddycool]

I have to go untie my dogs

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

and check your email!

LMAO

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Rose Colored Lenses........Oops I misunderstood the question!


But you are on to something.....Monk clip them nails son!





1. Alabama fans that think Bama should not be on probation!
2. Women Bashers
3. Child molesters
4. I love Lucy Re-runs
5. Dicks that will not drive in the slow lane if they want to drive the speed limit
6. Guys that have fishing boats that never take them fishing, they just go "Ride Around"! Leave the keys in that bastard and ole Blue will show you how to use it!
7. Talking in my backswing.......Damn that tweeks me!
8. Not fixing divots!
9. Missing a 30 foot Bidie putt by 2 inches!
10. Missing a 30 foot Double bogey putt by 2 inches!
11. Last but not least!......Jackasses that ask for donations and then take off to Bermuda for a month on the money that they scammed all those people out of making them think that they were collecting money for a charity golf tourney and giving all the proceeds to Abused Children, Now that makes me MAD! ( Don't take this too serious, if you know then you know, if not don't ask! )

 

[Blitz]

Keeping with BF's golf theme

* A-holes who don't fix Ball marks on the green!!

 

[He Hate Me]

Cell phones on the golf course
cell phones in the car
smoking in front of children
smoking cigars on the golf course
big obnoxious trucks that drive fast
people that speed in the slow lane
Starbucks
Women that work, when there husband makes good money
Profanity
used tennisballs
people that forget the score in them middle of the game
People who brag about giving
Rich people that are tightwads, which is about 95% of them
neighbors that practice the drums all day, but neglect there kids
rap music
tatoos
earrings on guys
people that speed in a school zone
people that wax there car every weekend, and cut trees down because leafs are falling on there truck and making it a little dirty.
Neighbors that wine like sniviling scumbags when they get a doording from a football
people that want to sue you when they dont get there way
people that do you a favor and then remind you of that favor 20 times a day
Young girls with fake breasts
Old ladys that get face lifts because they want to look young
people that color there gray hair
people that dont clean there golfcart when they are finished with it
Guys that whistle at girls
people that dont pass the ball in pickup basketball
white kids that try to act black
kids that dont have there pants pulled up all the way
people that take pick up 3 foot putts

 

[thunderdoll]

My cubicle neighbor kind of agravates me.



How much noise can one person make with ice. The next cubicle over. She has a plastic cup full of ice. It is driving me nuts! I can't think straight. Every minute she shakes the cup or gets another mouthful. She's constantly clicking that ice! It has to be some kind of a frozen, freakish, fetish!

Who in their right mind does that all day long? It never stops. How can she work? She is always chewing on more ice. Or reaching in with a straw to get like just the right cube! Shes a frozen nut cake from last Christmas and shes making me crazy!

When shes not making noise I can't do anything because I am paralyzed waiting for the next noise. It doesn't take long. She can't go two minutes without fondling that ice!

She does this all day, everyday.I say put her in Cuba with those Al-Qaeda prisoners. They will tell all they know. Probably couldn't do that though because they are terrorist scum bag prisoners and they have rights but it's ok to do it to me!

I get stuck with the Ice Maven from Hell. Satan's Devil Ice
Bride. They probably worship popsicle crosses from the confines of her noise bearing cubicle. Standing on her desk with some giant cheerleader megaphone, spewing her ice gargling noises all over the landscape.

Why can't she just shut up? Would that be hard? What kind of devil from the frozen ponds of a fiery Hell needs to have her teeth constantly bathed in ice? What is she doing in there? What kind of job does she have that allows her to tongue juggle ice cubes all day?. Why is she next to me?

She just walked by. Dressed all in black with white sneakers. Sneakers no doubt so she can run to the ice machine when she unceremoniously scoops up the last melting cube of frozen water into her black hole of a frozen mouth and it lives it's last dying moments dripping deep down into her dark frozen bowels.

She must crap popsicles!

 

[Blitz]

DAMN Thunderdoll, that must of felt good to get that off your chest!!

 

[british bulldog]

BRITISH MOANS

1. Tony Blair
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. George Bush
4. Sadam Hussain
5. Afganistan's
6. Rapist's
7. Child Molesters
8. Men who batter women
9. Austrialians
10. Any one who beats us at sport, which probably includes everyone.moon1

 

[Doctor Baseball]

Hope to not get bash but, USA CITIZENS calling himself AMERICANS, as far as im concern america is a continent, not a country, and everyone born at a american country its an american (brazilians, mexicans etc.)

 

[SixFive]

Hope to not get bash but, USA CITIZENS calling himself AMERICANS, as far as im concern america is a continent, not a country, and everyone born at a american country its an american (brazilians, mexicans etc.)

United States of America. What do u want a person from the USA to be called? A United Statesian? A USAian? The continent is North America, but the name of the country is the United States of America. America is in the name, thus American. I don't see your point

 

[mercury]

guys with pony tails.
you want to turn left and are waiting for one car to go by but idiot behind you can't wait and tries to squeze around you.
people who don't know the difference between there and their, to and too,some others I can't think of right now.kind of annoying but doesn't get under my skin like the others.

 

[big joe]

Those loud, ugly coors commercials. Yes, they just might attract these demographics, but they will lose longtime customers if they continue.
Next, I hate TV games to go to a commercial after a score THEN come back and kick off THEN GO TO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!!!!
Why do we put up with it!!
I'm not saying I want commercial-free games, some are entertaining,,I'm saying let's have fewer. Either charge more or TV,STOP GIVING NFL SO MUCH MONEY FOR RIGHTS!!
Man, I feel better.
Last--I see red whenever I see baggy pants. This says "loser" more than anything.

 

[MadJack]

people that ask a question and end the question with "or?"

example: are you going to the movies with us or?

or f'in WHAT?!

tailgaters
lines

when the plane comes to a stop and EVERYBODY jumps up immediately and gets in line. wtf ya goin, pal?

i don't do many buffets but i have to roll my eyes at the people that FILL THEIR PLATE OVER THE TOP and have to do a balancing act to get back to their seat without dropping any.

going to the mall with the wife, or ANY store for that matter. christ! do you have to look at EVERYTHING?

can't think of any more right now, i'm getting pissed