OK DId all my shopping on-line this year, tons of email confirmations.
But in one of them, it told me that i could check the status of package.
:fit01: Yippppeeeeeeee
i was fairly excited about checking on its whereabouts.
Left Detroit Mich. this morning, STATUS: En route.
Well i should as hell hope so, EN ROUTE, Hell i guessed that, in fact, i damn well expected that.
Why in the hell waste web space to tell me this tid bit?
Now what i expected was, a nice guided tour over the Great Plains, something along the lines of,
Sir, your package of said size and weight, is now currently at 35,000 ft, in a nice climate controlled cargo hold. It is now at 16:34 Zulu time passing over Kansas City, it appears that there is clear weather and mild winds.
We foresee your package having a safe flight and being on said schedule.
Feel free to check for time to time, to see how the ol' box is doing.
Hell even an in-flight cam, with Internet feed would be nice.:shrug:
But thats if i were running things.:SIB
But in one of them, it told me that i could check the status of package.
:fit01: Yippppeeeeeeee
i was fairly excited about checking on its whereabouts.
Left Detroit Mich. this morning, STATUS: En route.
Well i should as hell hope so, EN ROUTE, Hell i guessed that, in fact, i damn well expected that.
Why in the hell waste web space to tell me this tid bit?
Now what i expected was, a nice guided tour over the Great Plains, something along the lines of,
Sir, your package of said size and weight, is now currently at 35,000 ft, in a nice climate controlled cargo hold. It is now at 16:34 Zulu time passing over Kansas City, it appears that there is clear weather and mild winds.
We foresee your package having a safe flight and being on said schedule.
Feel free to check for time to time, to see how the ol' box is doing.
Hell even an in-flight cam, with Internet feed would be nice.:shrug:
But thats if i were running things.:SIB
