Other people's kid stories

[dawgball]

I am fully aware that listening to someone else tell a story about their kid is about as fun as those test Vinnie and Jack enjoy so much...

BUT.......

My 4 year old at dinner last night made two statements that still have me laughing.

As I'm coming to the table with a flank steak,

"STEAK? Yeah! Today is a GREAT day!"

then about halfway through the meal he says, "come on, everybody. put your hands in the middle."

<he, my wife, and i put our hands together like in his soccer huddle>

Then he proceeds to cheer, "Goooooooo MEAT!"

:142smilie

Agent and Hippo are going to love this one...

 

[TontoKowalski]

yeah you're right

other kids stories are way funnier to them

 

[Morris]

Dawgball, 20 month old twin grandkids were over the other day and granddaughter was trying to climb up on the couch.

She had one leg up, grabbed her butt and yelled "B". Her twin ( Brandon ) came running over grabbed her butt and pushed her up!. I just sat there shaking my head and laughing.

 

[doochuk]

when our son was in 1 st grade the wife went to pick him up from school and our boy come running to the car and said guess whose birthday it is today and my wife responded 'while it is Pearl Harbor Day" son responded with a "no" she isn't even in my class

 

[TontoKowalski]

Dawgball, 20 month old twin grandkids were over the other day and granddaughter was trying to climb up on the couch.

She had one leg up, grabbed her butt and yelled "B". Her twin ( Brandon ) came running over grabbed her butt and pushed her up!. I just sat there shaking my head and laughing.

that story is decent, not bad actually

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

I am fully aware that listening to someone else tell a story about their kid is about as fun as those test Vinnie and Jack enjoy so much...

BUT.......

My 4 year old at dinner last night made two statements that still have me laughing.

As I'm coming to the table with a flank steak,

"STEAK? Yeah! Today is a GREAT day!"

then about halfway through the meal he says, "come on, everybody. put your hands in the middle."

<he, my wife, and i put our hands together like in his soccer huddle>

Then he proceeds to cheer, "Goooooooo MEAT!"

:142smilie

Agent and Hippo are going to love this one...

Good stuff, Dawgball

Any side effects that you've noticed today because of the Flank Steak?

 

[dawgball]

Good stuff, Dawgball

Any side effects that you've noticed today because of the Flank Steak?

Nothing outside of the normal twitching. I have had to spank him seven more times than usual. I hadn't made the connection until you pointed it out, though.

Thanks.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Yep. The twitching is annoying, but the back of the hand usually stops it pretty quickly.

 

[SixFive]

Jason, make sure u write all that stuff down or journal it in some way, because if you don't, you'll sadly forget it.

Keep the stories coming; I love them!

 

[no pepper]

eating at Moes the other day and we get our food and sit down. A couple cops are in the line and after they pay they walk right past our table. My 6 year old son whispers, "OK, everybody just act natural..."

Where does that come from? Cartoons?

 

[Woodson]

I have two nephews, they were 6 and 4 at the time of this story.

I took them to get a burger at a sit and dine.

The waitress asked the the oldest what he wanted and he replied a Hamburger.

The waitress asked if he's like cheese to which he responded:

"Now that would make it a cheeseburger, wouldn't it?"

My sister about came over the table and I fell on the floor laughing... She says he takes after his uncle Bryan... God help him if he does..


Poor waitress...


I love kids... can't wait God willing...

Good story Dawg.

 

[CANADA MAN]

2 years ago the wife and I went to my mom's for dinner. She had just put her dog Eddie down that morning so the mood was a bit somber. My 4 year old son (now 6) kept asking where Eddie was so we had to explain the whole thing to him. When we were leaving she walked us to the car to say her goodbyes and my son says, "Hey Nana, I guess I don't have to say goodbye to Eddie since I'll never see him again!" I wanted to laugh but I managed to hold off. My son also has a tendency to blow the loudest farts in the absolute worst situations no matter how much I tell him to hold it. Quiet restaurants, elevators - doesn't matter - he just lets them rip while I'm sitting there trying not to laugh and the wife gives ME the dirty looks!! Kids are the best!!


:canada1

 

[dawgball]

eating at Moes the other day and we get our food and sit down. A couple cops are in the line and after they pay they walk right past our table. My 6 year old son whispers, "OK, everybody just act natural..."

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[grunwald]

My whole family went to eat at a chinese food buffet one afternoon. My sister-in-law went to the buffet to make a plate for my 5 year-old nephew. She was worried that he wouldn't like chinese food or that it wouldn't agree with hm so she put on his plate the following:

french fries, carrots, jello and chocolate chip cookies

About halfway thru finishing his plate my nephew stands up in his chair and at the top of his lungs shouts:

"Man, I LOVE chinese food!"

This happened 6 years ago and it still gets laughs everytime it gets told.

 

[hedgehog]

my 3 year old daughter told my wife after her nap Sunday "I want to watch the Cowboys with Daddy" and she also said "I like football like Daddy"

 

[BADTODABONE]

still a kid story and years ago...youngest brother...

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

he'd beat me up if he saw it :mj07:

 

[marine]

Two quick ones for the crew here.

I was giving my 3.5 yr old daughter a bath sunday night. I told her to stand up so i could wash her "cha-cha"
She wagged her finger at me and said "It's not a cha cha, it's a vagina! and YOU don't have one!"


Sunday evening my 5 yr old daughter and I were watching the Packers game together. We were talking football and I started to talk to her about earning an allowance for doing things around the house. She always likes to razz me and cheer for whoever I am against. She looked at me and said "Daddy, if my team wins, can I have a dollar?"