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Woman Impaled on Mic Stand After Fall
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GREEN OAK TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A woman 8 1/2 months pregnant fell from a loft in her home Wednesday and was impaled on a microphone stand, police said.



The 34-year-old woman was taken to the University of Michigan Hospital, where she was in serious condition, hospital spokeswoman Carolyn Mogan said. The condition of her unborn child was not released.


The woman was impaled in the upper chest, the Livingston County Daily Press & Argus of Howell reported.


She was in the home's second-story loft when she became dizzy and fell, crashing through a bannister, Police Chief Robert Brookins said.


She fell onto the 3-foot microphone stand, which was amid musical instruments set up on the first floor, officials said.


She called 911 for help, the newspaper said. After she hung up, her 6-year-old son called back to help guide emergency personnel to the home, about 40 miles west of Detroit.

 

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A room contains a tub and portable toilet, crude bed made of wood and a portable chair Tuesday, June 10, 2003, in the underground bunker where John T. Jamelske admitted keeping five women as sex slaves between 1988 and 2003, at his DeWitt, N.Y. home

This is one of two rooms, pictured Tuesday, June 10, 2003, in the underground bunker where John T. Jamelske allegedly kept his victims at his DeWitt, N.Y. home. The room contained a crude bed made of wood, lower left on the floor, and a portable chair. The room, lit by a single light bulb, measured approximately 12-feet by 12-feet with a 7-foot ceiling. Jamelske, 68, a retired handyman, pleaded guilty Tuesday to holding five women captive as sex slaves over a 15-year period.

John T. Jamelske, center, stands before Onondaga County Judge Anthony Aloi with attorneys J. Michael Forsyth, left, and Bob Earl in Syracuse N.Y., Tuesday, June 10, 2003. Jamelske pleaded guilty to holding five women captive as sex slaves in an underground bunker over a 15-year period

 

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SAD !!!

Andrew and Mariak Julin are shown in an undated photo. The two children, ages 3 and 1, perished after the car they were riding in plunged into the Mokelumne River in Jackson, Calif., Friday, June 6, 2003. Two men escaped from the car, including their father, the driver, Joshua Julin, 20, of nearby Mokelumne Hill, who was arrested on suspicion of vehicular manslaughter. Joshua's girlfriend, Katie Corbett, and her 2-year-old daughter were also killed

 

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THANKFUL !!!

Jennette Tamayo, 9, is led into a police car by unidentified persons as she leaves the police station in East Palo Alto, Calif., Monday, June 9, 2003. Tamayo, who was kidnapped from her home on Friday walked into a convenience store late Sunday night after being released by her abductor, according to police and the owner of the store.

 

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HUMOROUS !!!

HUMOROUS !!!

Exhibitionist gets 20 months in prison
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By Steve Irsay, Court TV

EASTON, Pa. (Court TV) ? Some people find public displays of affection unnerving. But no less than 27 people were put off by Richard James Clader's public displays of affection for himself.



Clader, 39, was sentenced to 20 months in prison for repeatedly driving on highways and blaring his horn so other drivers could see him masturbate while he was driving.


According to authorities, Clader was first caught in the act Jan. 21. Police garnered media attention in hopes of getting other victims to come forward. And they did.


At least 27 other drivers came forward to report seeing Clader pleasuring himself along busy highways, according to Northhampton County Assistant District Attorney Patricia C. Broscius.


Clader pleaded guilty to indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct in April and was sentenced this week. In addition to jail time, Northampton County Judge William F. Moran also sentenced Clader to nine months probation, claiming that exhibitionists have the highest rate of recidivism among sex offender.


During his sentencing, Clader claimed that feelings of neglect by his mother and wife drove him to become a freeway flasher. He is currently undergoing therapy.

 

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NO WAY !!!

Man guilty of train sex
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. ? A 40-year-old registered nurse was found guilty last week of public lewdness for engaging in a m?nage ? trois with relatives on a moving Long Island Rail Road train last September.


The jury determined that Dennis Greene copulated with his sister-in-law, Francine Greene, 40, while she was performing oral sex on her husband, Lyle Greene, 41, a plumber. Dennis Greene denied his involvement in the sexual escapades, saying he slept through most of the ride.


The three were busted by LIRR cops in September after engaging in a group sex act during an early morning train ride from Manhattan. Several disgusted passengers complained to the conductor, but the Greenes carried on even after the conductor told them to stop, authorities said.


During the trial, Terrence Fitzgerald, an assistant conductor, testified he saw Francine Greene sitting between the brothers. She and Dennis Greene were partially clothed. Fitzgerald informed the conductor, Warren Beale.


The sexual shenigans finally ended at the Merrick, Long Island, station after police boarded the train and arrested them.


Lyle and Francine Greene previously pleaded guilty to public lewdness. All three each face up to 90 days in jail when they are sentenced May 9.


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Police seek panty raid thieves
BELLEVUE, Wash. ? Authorities want to know who stole 300 pairs of panties from Victoria's Secret. Was it someone with a fetish or black marketers looking to make an easy buck?


Police are still investigating how the thief or thieves managed to steal such a large quantity of women's panties in a variety of colors, styles and sizes from the store this past Sunday. There was no video survelliance in the store, said Bellevue police spokeswoman Marcia Harnden.


"It's very unusual. It's shoplifting to the max," Harnden said.


Police, she said, are monitoring local flea markets and online auction sites to see if the unmentionables show up.


"If I were the consumer, I'd be very leery about buying undergarments from a disreputable source," she said

 

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A 40-year-old registered nurse was found guilty last week of public lewdness for engaging in a m?nage ? trois with relatives on a moving Long Island Rail Road train last September.

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A room contains a tub and portable toilet, crude bed made of wood and a portable chair Tuesday, June 10, 2003, in the underground bunker...

You gotta admit, it is a pretty nice chair.