Pants

[The Joker]

Bought a new pair of dress pants for work. Spent $80.00 which is a fantastic price (on sale from $140)

I went to Wendy's for lunch and took a drink of my coke and because it was filled to the fuckin' brim, it spilled all over my new pants - which are Khaki.

"FUCK! MUTHAFUCKIN' WHORE WENDY'S WHORE BITCH SLUTBAG WHORE FUCK!"

Is what came out of my mouth when the drink sloshed all over the tan fabric.

Then I noticed something....the Coke beaded up like it was spilled out on a freshly waxed car. I took a napkin and cleaned up the spill - no stain - no evidence that I had even spilled anything!

Just thought that it was pretty awesome.

Wonder why I got so lucky>????

 

[Nole]

Scotch Guarded slacks?

Could be those "V" aliens.

Hard to say.


Glad everything worked out. At least you know you can go to Taco Bell now and not worry about taco sauce dripping and staining.


Hope all is well. Weather is perfect here in the 'Ville.

I'm off next Monday and Tuesday. Fore!


nole

 

[The Joker]

Scotch Guarded slacks?

Could be those "V" aliens.

Hard to say.


Glad everything worked out. At least you know you can go to Taco Bell now and not worry about taco sauce dripping and staining.


Hope all is well. Weather is perfect here in the 'Ville.

I'm off next Monday and Tuesday. Fore!


nole

As soon as I make my way back down to Vol land, I will give you a shout.

Do you play golf in 50 degree weather?

I draw line at 40.

 

[yyz]

Wonder why I got so lucky>????

Wal-Mart takes pride in their products.

 

[The Joker]

Wal-Mart takes pride in their products.

Seriously, if I had billions - I would STILL shop at Wal-Mart. NO JOKE!!!!

 

[yyz]

Dude, sir........See if your magic pants have Nano-tex in them.

I'm guessing they do.

 

[Nole]

As soon as I make my way back down to Vol land, I will give you a shout.

Do you play golf in 50 degree weather?

I draw line at 40.

50 is short sleeve weather. 40, light jacket.

I'll play in anything. I do have a problem with lightning as you saw on #9. :mj07:

 

[gardenweasel]

Dude, sir........See if your magic pants have Nano-tex in them.

I'm guessing they do.

nano-tex is fine(but don`t get confused)....if you see the word "semtex" on the label,i`d pass....

 

[yyz]

nano-tex is fine(but don`t get confused)....if you see the word "semtex" on the label,i`d pass....

.......and if you see "Kotex" on the label, always buy new!

 

[Agent 0659]

I have quite a few problems with your post.

A. Wendy's :sadwave:
B. Soda :sadwave:
C. Are your pants organic cotton? :SIB
D. Did you recycle the napkin? :SIB
E. What do you drive (hybrid, etc)? :0corn

 

[The Joker]

50 is short sleeve weather. 40, light jacket.

I'll play in anything. I do have a problem with lightning as you saw on #9. :mj07:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Joker]

I have quite a few problems with your post.

A. Wendy's :sadwave:
B. Soda :sadwave:
C. Are your pants organic cotton? :SIB
D. Did you recycle the napkin? :SIB
E. What do you drive (hybrid, etc)? :0corn

Dear sir,

What is wrong with Wendy's?

What is wrong with soda?

I do not recycle. I do everything I can to counteract the effort of hippies.

I don't care for Hybrids. I enjoy large vehicles that costs thousands of dollars to fill up.

:00hour

 

[vinnie]

Just stop eating all those Swiss Cake Rolls at work and ur FatAss won't need new pants :shrug:

 

[Nole]

Dear sir,

What is wrong with Wendy's?

What is wrong with soda?

I do not recycle. I do everything I can to counteract the effort of hippies.

I don't care for Hybrids. I enjoy large vehicles that costs thousands of dollars to fill up.

:00hour

:mj07: :mj07:


Holy crap!

 

[gardenweasel]

.......and if you see "Kotex" on the label, always buy new!

:rimshot :lol:

 

[yyz]

I have quite a few problems with your post.

You never addressed the real issues, though.


A guy will spend eighty bucks on discounted slacks.......yeah, I said slacks.........but have a three dollar lunch.

:shrug:

Now, I don't want to hear how great of an institution Wendy's is, or how much you've missed their chili farts, so you had to load up. It's fuckin' Wendy's. The people over at Hot N Now laugh at that cunt.

Next, you're a grown man. What the fuck do you need a lid on your soda for, if you are not transporting the goddamned thing in your car, or on your unicycle, or whatever? It's not a sippy cup, for Christ's sake!

More of the sheep-like indoctrination that has soaked in to the heads of the sad people of this nation. Do you EVER have a lid on your drink at any other time, other than a fast food joint? The answer is no, so why do you let them bully you into using one in there?

I'ma tell ya what. Levi Strauss would shit himself over the thought of a man wearing a pair a pants that he was afraid of getting a little sugar water on.

I'll cut you some slack, since you sound like you bought these by mistake. Now, take these "pants" back to the store, and sidle over to the men's department, if they have one, and get some real pants made from an actual plant fiber! Next, go out and eat a fucking steak, and for shit's sake......it better have a goddamned bone in it! Try not wearing a bib during this ordeal, and get back to us.

 

[The Joker]

You never addressed the real issues, though.


A guy will spend eighty bucks on discounted slacks.......yeah, I said slacks.........but have a three dollar lunch.

:shrug:

Now, I don't want to hear how great of an institution Wendy's is, or how much you've missed their chili farts, so you had to load up. It's fuckin' Wendy's. The people over at Hot N Now laugh at that cunt.

Next, you're a grown man. What the fuck do you need a lid on your soda for, if you are not transporting the goddamned thing in your car, or on your unicycle, or whatever? It's not a sippy cup, for Christ's sake!

More of the sheep-like indoctrination that has soaked in to the heads of the sad people of this nation. Do you EVER have a lid on your drink at any other time, other than a fast food joint? The answer is no, so why do you let them bully you into using one in there?

I'ma tell ya what. Levi Strauss would shit himself over the thought of a man wearing a pair a pants that he was afraid of getting a little sugar water on.

I'll cut you some slack, since you sound like you bought these by mistake. Now, take these "pants" back to the store, and sidle over to the men's department, if they have one, and get some real pants made from an actual plant fiber! Next, go out and eat a fucking steak, and for shit's sake......it better have a goddamned bone in it! Try not wearing a bib during this ordeal, and get back to us.

This is my favorite post of the day!

 

[kosar]

You never addressed the real issues, though.


A guy will spend eighty bucks on discounted slacks.......yeah, I said slacks.........but have a three dollar lunch.

:shrug:

Now, I don't want to hear how great of an institution Wendy's is, or how much you've missed their chili farts, so you had to load up. It's fuckin' Wendy's. The people over at Hot N Now laugh at that cunt.

Next, you're a grown man. What the fuck do you need a lid on your soda for, if you are not transporting the goddamned thing in your car, or on your unicycle, or whatever? It's not a sippy cup, for Christ's sake!

More of the sheep-like indoctrination that has soaked in to the heads of the sad people of this nation. Do you EVER have a lid on your drink at any other time, other than a fast food joint? The answer is no, so why do you let them bully you into using one in there?

I'ma tell ya what. Levi Strauss would shit himself over the thought of a man wearing a pair a pants that he was afraid of getting a little sugar water on.

I'll cut you some slack, since you sound like you bought these by mistake. Now, take these "pants" back to the store, and sidle over to the men's department, if they have one, and get some real pants made from an actual plant fiber! Next, go out and eat a fucking steak, and for shit's sake......it better have a goddamned bone in it! Try not wearing a bib during this ordeal, and get back to us.

lmao

 

[Woodson]

 

[gardenweasel]

i wouldn`t tell joker to return those slacks...here`s a picture of his cousin fighting the taliban in afghanistan...

/either the family has pants issues...or this is a "flanking" maneuver...