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[Clem D]

Bears over 37.5
Seahawks off the bye will have a few plays up there sleeves and I see a td or two over 70 yards whether it be a kick, int or another type of friek score. Bears will be chucking it and the clock will be moving extra slow today. Liked this line at 40 early in the week and I think the line movement is more public reacting to last week then sharp money. 6 units

Pabst Blue Ribbon Total of the day:toast:

 

[Clem D]

Due Up Vs Due Down.
I learned from a good capper a long time ago to map out every teams schedule before the year starts and figure how many games each is going to win. When you get past week 4 If a team you had picked to win 12 games has a 1-3 record thery are due to win in the coming week. If a team you have pegged to win 4 games on the year has a 3-1 record they are most definitely due to lose. Pretty simple stuff. I pegged the Saints at 12 wins even with the superbowl hangover and they have gone 3-2 and played poorly. Playing the Bucs who I picked to win 4 games. Payton is a great coach and they are much better than they have played. Coming off the loss he will take old Raheem behind the woodshed today.See a few sharp guys on the other side. Maybe I'm the Sucker.:0corn

Saints-4
4units
Maybe I'm the Sucker

 

[Clem D]

Posting these as I get them distributed .

Similar story
Bears off to a 4-1 start. I pegged them at 6 or 7 wins on the year. Due way down. Seahawks off the bye are no prize but I took the 7 early in the week and like them small at 6. hags +6 1.5 units


Redskins have over achieved and are halfway to the 6 wins I projected for them.Colts have played poorly enroute to the 3-2 record and are due for a good one. Only laying 3 here seems like good value

2 units

Texans under 45
Houston got schooled last week and evryone is off them now. seems like a classic overreaction. Chiefs have 3 wins of the seven I thought they could get. Think both defenses tighten up the shop this week.
2 units

The uncle Clem Parlay and Teaser is on the way

 

[Clem D]

The Seahag has a few friends coming by to watch some chick flick and drink wine all day which means Ol' Clem is out doors today. What will I ever do? I'm definitely headed to the Brazillian massage place for a quick rub and tug before heading off to catch the second half of the early games and eat some wings at BWW. I hope I'm able to make a deposit at location number one today. I'ts normally not an issue for this old guy, but the mad shitter asked me if I could make some food for her hen party. :mj07: Will that bitch ever learn? On the menu today you ask? My famous New England "CLEM" Chowder. I was up to 4am chopping celery and potatoes and watching internet porn so I could harvest the secret ingredient. I think my last go round I oulled out some knee cartillage. Enjoy ladies. I've been telling her friend erin for years I'd get into he eventually.:142smilie

Uncle Clem's Parlay
300 to win 1800
Saints-4
Pats over 44.5
Bear over 37.5

Tease it 660 to win 600
Saints+6
Pats 0ver 34.5
Bear over 27.5

This Clem parlay and tease are founfd money.

I would make the parlay worth half a unit and the teaser worth 1.5 if I were using serious Management

 

[kcwolf]

You make my day with the writings. Thanks and hope you sweep!

 

[Clem D]

Thanks Wayne. Need a score in that Bear game.

 

[Clem D]

Just pissed in the Seahags sock drawer. Fcuk guys look like the Bears total is in trouble. Need Mojo. Everyone on this side piss somewhere you are not supposed to.. immediately

 

[Clem D]

Works everytime!!! Hester Punt return. Thanks for all who took a leak with the Clemster!!!

 

[Clem D]

MAde a medium olay late on viking under 44.5 3 units.
Made a 2 unit teaser
Minny under 54.5
Colts +7
Colts over 34

 

[ldabdou]

Works everytime!!! Hester Punt return. Thanks for all who took a leak with the Clemster!!!

That was sick. Thanks bro. Nice!

 

[Clem D]

Missed the Parlay in new england. Lots of chances on that over for uncle Clem but he got the teaser.

The Bears over and Saints game were big moves. The boys are happy. Dinner on them tonight at Jacks rib and Ale house in long Branch. A great place to watch the Games. Good scenery and Great ribs.

Now I can eat:0074

 

[ldabdou]

Missed the Parlay in new england. Lots of chances on that over for uncle Clem but he got the teaser.

The Bears over and Saints game were big moves. The boys are happy. Dinner on them tonight at Jacks rib and Ale house in long Branch. A great place to watch the Games. Good scenery and Great ribs.

Now I can eat:0074

That would be nice if I could hop on that super jet they've been talking about these last several years. Will be hitting the local Mex joint for some XX lager and carne asada let's hit the night game while I sip on some kahula and coffee. Glad to see you back.