HEY DR. STRANGLOVE MAYBE I AM F-CKED UP OR MAYBE YOU ARE.ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU AND I ARE SITTING HERE AT MADJACKS

I SEARCH THE WORLD WIDE WEB LOOKING AT BROADS AND TRYING TO DOWNLOAD PORNOGRAPHY WHILE MY LOVELY WIFE IS WORKING YOU ON THE OTHER HAND LOOK AT CARS DOING WHEELIES SO I WILL ASK YOU WHO HAS THE WORST SOCIAL LIFE.ALL WE NEED NOW ID NICK DOUGLAS TELLING US HOW TO WIN AT SPORTS GAMBLING WITH HIS 28 WIN PERCENTAGE AND THE NIGHT WOULD BE COMPLETE.
I GET A HARD ON LOOKING AT BROADS DR. STARNGLOVE GETS A ROD LOOKING AT 1975 FORD PINTO'S