POETRY....for the Struggling Capper

[Heatspix]

I woke up this morning
And went to take a piss
I whipped out my little pecker
I aimed, but then I missed.

I stacked up piles of hundreds
For sure I'd make a ton
But every team I bet against
I checked and they had won.

So I doubled up the late games
Put a zillion on the Bills
But they're gettin' pummeled by the Jets
Is this how butt-sex feels?!

I'm not quite certain on who to bet
Sunday Night with Chris and Al
But Monday Night I'll be zoomed on Carrie
GOOD GOD I'D NAIL THAT GAL!

So if you're like me And lost it all
And have no where to turn
Just Zip that pecker right on up
I know how bad it burns.



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[cagex]

:mj07:

 

[oxnardca1]

I've been there, and this morning has been similar for me, as well

 

[PJ12]

Quick, copyright that :0074

fade me I love Da Bears so I took Pitt which means Bears:shrug: lost track

 

[aztec warrior]

Nice

 

[oxnardca1]

This afternoon as well.......:facepalm:

 

[Mr Rattler]

EPIC!!!

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[LDB]

:mj07: