Poker Two couples were playing poker one evening when John accidentally dropped
his cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any
panties under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he
did.
"Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500," said Sue.
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp,
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and
spent the afternoon closing their transaction, as agreed.
John dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Sue answered, "Why, yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and, after mustering her
best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.".
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good. I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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<strike></strike>his cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any
panties under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he
did.
"Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500," said Sue.
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp,
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and
spent the afternoon closing their transaction, as agreed.
John dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Sue answered, "Why, yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and, after mustering her
best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.".
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good. I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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