A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes i am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me it I was German? Or
if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had
asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well alright then, why
did you ask me if I was Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes i am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me it I was German? Or
if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had
asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well alright then, why
did you ask me if I was Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
