Poor choice

[buddy]

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor.

The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"

The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.

A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?'

I said, "I'd like all the money I could ever spend."

The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.

Then he said, "What is your second wish?"

I said, "I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with."

The genie went "Poof!", and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.

Then the genie said, "And what is your third wish?"...and I think this is where I went wrong...

I said, "I'd like a huge orange head.'"

 

[Simply In The Red]

:shrug: :shrug:

 

[Franky Wright]

:shrug: :shrug:

Yea, was kinda wondering myself about that, but what guy wishes for a huge ORANGE head :SIB :com:

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:yup


This is reachin, but adjust your tint
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[THE KOD]

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just

Know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce

Goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and

Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in

Marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith

Replies, "Well Bruce you are only 10. Where will you two

Live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce

Replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can

Both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a

Huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old

Enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance... Jenny

Makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's

About 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has

Put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying

To come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer

To.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like

You have got everything all figured out. I just have one

More question for you. What will your kid look like if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says :

 

[Wilson]

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor.

The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"

The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.

A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?'

I said, "I'd like all the money I could ever spend."

The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.

Then he said, "What is your second wish?"

I said, "I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with."

The genie went "Poof!", and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.

Then the genie said, "And what is your third wish?"...and I think this is where I went wrong...

I said, "I'd like a huge orange head.'"

I am pretty sure he wished the new beautiful woman would give him a "little" head.

Poof...a small head...not an orange head.

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