Popped for Hanging Trout
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Re: Popped for Hanging Trout
Chanman said:Insufficient evidence- the Big Show
[/B][/QUOTE] ........................g something like that ? [Size=3] KOD[/Size]
.............................................TBONEZ0295 said:
Yo TBONE
:argue:
Looks like rain today, got to get out in it now.
KOD
Scott, why don't you tell Tbone about turkey hunting w/your GrandFather or that time you ate at a Chinese Restaurant.
...............................Chanman said:
Chancun
I dont understand what you are asking. Take the liver out of your mouth and try it again.
KOD
Scott- Please pay attention to the item :Asking For It."
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Why bother?
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Asking For It
Another foredoomed activity was Gabrielle Schmitt's psychology degree project. She rented a room in her flat to a carpenter Andi Weber in order, unbeknownst to him, that she could nag him day and night to study his reactions. He reacted all right: after weeks of unrelenting needling he finally snapped and laid into Gabrielle with an axe, hitting her over the head with it four times. Gabrielle is now mentally handicapped, but Andi was given a lenient jail sentence of four years and three months because he was provoked.
Dammed if You Do...
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Dead Unlucky
An undertaker drove 560 miles to a funeral before realizing he had left the body behind. He was driving the hearse from the West German town of Bottrop to Zegreb, Croatia, but a colleague pointed out the oversight in a telephone conversation at the German-Austrian border.
Beyond a Joke
Doomsday cult leader Gerhard Wolff killed himself after his wife scribed "666" on his forehead as a joke while he was sleeping. When he woke he saw the sign of the devil in the mirror and hanged himself. Wolff, from Dresden in Germany left a note reading "The Devil has me in his grip. There is no escape."
Health Hazard
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It's a Lottery!
After a lifetime of fruitless raffle entries, balding Chris Calver of Jesmond, Newcastle finally struck lucky: he won some curling tongs. A similar joy awaited factory worker Eddie Horth from Bridington, who entered a magazine contest while recovering from having his leg amputated - he won a pair of skates.
Destiny Calling
A plumber had to be freed by firemen after he got his head stuck in a lavatory bowl at his house in Puckeridge, Hertfordshire - his name was W.C. Sticks.
Life's Losers
Luck is one of humanity's greatest obsessions. There can not be a culture anywhere in the world without a concept of good and bad luck. Here we are taking a look at other people's luck...
well, other people's bad luck.
Why bother?
Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record in 1992. But after he came down he not only discovered he was eight hours short of the 400 day record, but also his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him, and his phone and electricity had been cut off.
Mark of the Beast
Calculated revenge or coincidence? Farmer Vincent Caroggio was shot by a rabbit. He was hunting them in Chartres, France, and after killing five he stopped for a rest, putting his shotgun down by his side. As he did so, another rabbit trod on the trigger, killing the farmer.
Asking For It
Another foredoomed activity was Gabrielle Schmitt's psychology degree project. She rented a room in her flat to a carpenter Andi Weber in order, unbeknownst to him, that she could nag him day and night to study his reactions. He reacted all right: after weeks of unrelenting needling he finally snapped and laid into Gabrielle with an axe, hitting her over the head with it four times. Gabrielle is now mentally handicapped, but Andi was given a lenient jail sentence of four years and three months because he was provoked.
Dammed if You Do...
A woman driver who had her bag snatched while she was waiting at traffic lights gave chase to the thieves in her Mercedes. The thieves dropped the bag, but when she got out to retrieve it they stole the car instead.
Not Their Day
Dominique Guiholt was glad to be alive after she survived a 3,700 foot drop when her parachute failed to open and she miraculously landed in bales of hay in a field. The feeling didn't last long: four hours later she slipped on her bathroom floor and smashed her skull on the toilet, dying instantly. It seems if you gotta go, you gotta go!
Dead Unlucky
An undertaker drove 560 miles to a funeral before realizing he had left the body behind. He was driving the hearse from the West German town of Bottrop to Zegreb, Croatia, but a colleague pointed out the oversight in a telephone conversation at the German-Austrian border.
Beyond a Joke
Doomsday cult leader Gerhard Wolff killed himself after his wife scribed "666" on his forehead as a joke while he was sleeping. When he woke he saw the sign of the devil in the mirror and hanged himself. Wolff, from Dresden in Germany left a note reading "The Devil has me in his grip. There is no escape."
Health Hazard
Doctors in Copenhagen spent two hours trying to prise two lovers apart after the braces on their teeth locked as they kissed passionately in a city cinema. A medic said, "It wouldn't have taken so long had they been able to stop laughing"
It's a Lottery!
After a lifetime of fruitless raffle entries, balding Chris Calver of Jesmond, Newcastle finally struck lucky: he won some curling tongs. A similar joy awaited factory worker Eddie Horth from Bridington, who entered a magazine contest while recovering from having his leg amputated - he won a pair of skates.
Destiny Calling
A plumber had to be freed by firemen after he got his head stuck in a lavatory bowl at his house in Puckeridge, Hertfordshire - his name was W.C. Sticks.
