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He He!
That's almost approaching the humorous level there monk. I'll have to 'report your funny' to a moderator now.
I think that there might have been a misunderstanding with you boys before. I think that most of the topics here are just swell.
In fact, I think things are really turning around in the general forum. Where else can you read a 'Dear Penthouse' story involving a middle-aged man on spring break scoring with the co-eds and bragging about it?
I can relate, this actually happened to me:
Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this would happen to me. I am a 38 year old ice cream salesman and I went to South Padre island for spring break with a bunch of my buds, who are also pushing 40. This really hot 19 year old was eyeing me like I was a t-bone and she was a raccoon. Unfortunately she was with her grandmother, who was also very hot by the way. Well, I was dancing with granny at this really great club and out of nowhere Candy came up and started bumping and grinding with me and granny. I couldn't believe it! I had never been in a threesome before and I could just taste it!
Granny took both of our hands and led us back to the RV where she and Candy were staying. Inside the RV bathroom, I decided to freshen up and I sprayed myself with what I thought was deodorant. Well, it was bug spray, so you know that I just had to get out of my clothes (wink, wink).
I was naked when i stepped out of the bathroom and as I presented myself to the ladies, I heard them both gasp. Now Penthouse, i've been told that i'm large before, but these ladies were in shock. I imagine that Candy had never seen one and it had been 40 years since granny had, but I was pretty proud all the same.
The rest is history, they spread their legs and I spread my joy (and that's not all...hehe).
That's almost approaching the humorous level there monk. I'll have to 'report your funny' to a moderator now.
I think that there might have been a misunderstanding with you boys before. I think that most of the topics here are just swell.
In fact, I think things are really turning around in the general forum. Where else can you read a 'Dear Penthouse' story involving a middle-aged man on spring break scoring with the co-eds and bragging about it?
I can relate, this actually happened to me:
Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this would happen to me. I am a 38 year old ice cream salesman and I went to South Padre island for spring break with a bunch of my buds, who are also pushing 40. This really hot 19 year old was eyeing me like I was a t-bone and she was a raccoon. Unfortunately she was with her grandmother, who was also very hot by the way. Well, I was dancing with granny at this really great club and out of nowhere Candy came up and started bumping and grinding with me and granny. I couldn't believe it! I had never been in a threesome before and I could just taste it!
Granny took both of our hands and led us back to the RV where she and Candy were staying. Inside the RV bathroom, I decided to freshen up and I sprayed myself with what I thought was deodorant. Well, it was bug spray, so you know that I just had to get out of my clothes (wink, wink).
I was naked when i stepped out of the bathroom and as I presented myself to the ladies, I heard them both gasp. Now Penthouse, i've been told that i'm large before, but these ladies were in shock. I imagine that Candy had never seen one and it had been 40 years since granny had, but I was pretty proud all the same.
The rest is history, they spread their legs and I spread my joy (and that's not all...hehe).
Kosar,
Check my thread I wrote earlier entitled "Quick Cancun Story " pal. Didn't know you liked that stuff buddy. Shoot, that post you had about looking for a kite and stuff in the other forum gave me the impression you didn't like that kind of stuff. Well, I have to go pal but I will check back with you later. Friends for life pal.
Check my thread I wrote earlier entitled "Quick Cancun Story " pal. Didn't know you liked that stuff buddy. Shoot, that post you had about looking for a kite and stuff in the other forum gave me the impression you didn't like that kind of stuff. Well, I have to go pal but I will check back with you later. Friends for life pal.
Great story kosar! You're really on a roll.
Hey, tell us again how you used to toss salad during gym class in High School...those were great.
You're right. Collecting quotes from posters on this board and conducting a round of "funny revision" is the way to go. You're the only one who really seems to grasp the perils of posting about the female gender. I will try harder to come around to an understanding of the threat as profound as yours is.
In fact, if I, Felonious Monk, can't come up with a full proof plan to protect this board from filthy narratives in the next 24 hours we should go ahead and tell Jack to shut this puppy down for good since it doesn't meet your high standards.
Look fat boy, don't get all pissy at us just because you enjoy men's dongs in your backside. I've said this before, either start posting something with merit or stfu.
Hey, tell us again how you used to toss salad during gym class in High School...those were great.
You're right. Collecting quotes from posters on this board and conducting a round of "funny revision" is the way to go. You're the only one who really seems to grasp the perils of posting about the female gender. I will try harder to come around to an understanding of the threat as profound as yours is.
In fact, if I, Felonious Monk, can't come up with a full proof plan to protect this board from filthy narratives in the next 24 hours we should go ahead and tell Jack to shut this puppy down for good since it doesn't meet your high standards.
Look fat boy, don't get all pissy at us just because you enjoy men's dongs in your backside. I've said this before, either start posting something with merit or stfu.
ssiproop said:
SSIPROOP?? WTF are you talking about? What kind of thread is this anyways? What kind of responses would you expect to this great thread. Fu*king jackass.
Fatdaddy,
I'll go check out your thread that you mentioned, it sounds really intriguing.
Monk,
I have no idea what you are babbling about. You must have attended the same class as fatdaddycool that teaches how to go around in circles trying to sound intelligent, but in the end making no sense. I did understand your classy comments about taking it up the arse, though. Monk, we're not in 3rd grade anymore.
Hey Kosar,
Why the slight on me? I am sorry, did I miss something? You enter into a post and bust my chops twice in seperate replies and I am the one that makes no sense? Who the heck pulled your string? What they forbid Capital Punishment sentencing of the mentally retarded and you felt the need to return to your roots? Of course, your approval is all I seek. I am delighted to see that you are back to the blind sided attacks after which you run and hide. It breaks my heart to think that someone as culturally and socially conscientious as you are finds me distasteful or, maybe, beneath you in some way. The fact that you found it necessary to take a dig at me without provocation, proves that my first impression of you was indeed, correct. I don't like your snide remarks or your cheesy personality. I extended the olive branch to you once and you refused it, that will not happen again. I implore you.......and I cannot stress this enough..........stay out of my thread if you don't like my posts, put me on your ignore list if you need to, but do not attack me again. Let sleeping dogs lie. I didn't solicit your reply and it is, as always, unwelcome. So find a new hobby, try Nickelodeon, maybe they are running a "Life Goes On" marathon. Maybe "Corky" could give you some ideas on how to cope in todays societal ladder. What I am trying to say here, handjob, is stay the hell off my ass.
Why the slight on me? I am sorry, did I miss something? You enter into a post and bust my chops twice in seperate replies and I am the one that makes no sense? Who the heck pulled your string? What they forbid Capital Punishment sentencing of the mentally retarded and you felt the need to return to your roots? Of course, your approval is all I seek. I am delighted to see that you are back to the blind sided attacks after which you run and hide. It breaks my heart to think that someone as culturally and socially conscientious as you are finds me distasteful or, maybe, beneath you in some way. The fact that you found it necessary to take a dig at me without provocation, proves that my first impression of you was indeed, correct. I don't like your snide remarks or your cheesy personality. I extended the olive branch to you once and you refused it, that will not happen again. I implore you.......and I cannot stress this enough..........stay out of my thread if you don't like my posts, put me on your ignore list if you need to, but do not attack me again. Let sleeping dogs lie. I didn't solicit your reply and it is, as always, unwelcome. So find a new hobby, try Nickelodeon, maybe they are running a "Life Goes On" marathon. Maybe "Corky" could give you some ideas on how to cope in todays societal ladder. What I am trying to say here, handjob, is stay the hell off my ass.
Let me help you and try to follow along.
Hey, tell us again how you used to toss salad during gym class in High School...those were great.
This means tell us how you used to lick a-holes in High School.
You're right. Collecting quotes from posters on this board and conducting a round of "funny revision" is the way to go.
This means taking content from previous posts and rewriting them to your own funny little version.
You're the only one who really seems to grasp the perils of posting about the female gender.
This means that you're the only one in here that thinks posting anything regarding females is a bad thing (That could have something to do with your flaming personality).
I will try harder to come around to an understanding of the threat as profound as yours is.
This means that I will try very hard to understand exactly what it is that causes you to cringe whenever the topic of a woman is discussed around here.
In fact, if I, Felonious Monk, can't come up with a full proof plan to protect this board from filthy narratives in the next 24 hours we should go ahead and tell Jack to shut this puppy down for good since it doesn't meet your high standards.
This means that I will try to come up with a foolproof solution that will benefit the almighty kosar when there is a thread that does not meet your criteria.
Look fat boy, don't get all pissy at us just because you enjoy men's dongs in your backside. I've said this before, either start posting something with merit or stfu.
Although in 3rd grade form, you obviously understood this. Perhaps I should stick to what you can understand.
Fatdaddycool,
All of your juvenille, wanna-be slams are uncalled for, and quite frankly make me feel bad inside. BTW- I'll post what I want, when I want and about who I want and you will simply love it! If monk decides to take a shot (like he did 'without provocation' in this thread), then I will continue to consider that as coming from you also. Aren't you 2 clowns joined at the hip? If i'm wrong, please correct me.
Also, I feel a little betrayed by you. I tried my damndest to keep that camping forum afloat and I got no help from you at all. After you got back from spring break you seemed to abandon the whole thing. And now it's gone.
Monk,
After you get done high-fiving your frat brothers, please re-read some of your 'digs'. If your can't be more original than to resort to 'gay' jokes, then you should give it up altogether, my man! I mean, come on. LMAO
When's the next kegger, hoss?
All of your juvenille, wanna-be slams are uncalled for, and quite frankly make me feel bad inside. BTW- I'll post what I want, when I want and about who I want and you will simply love it! If monk decides to take a shot (like he did 'without provocation' in this thread), then I will continue to consider that as coming from you also. Aren't you 2 clowns joined at the hip? If i'm wrong, please correct me.
Also, I feel a little betrayed by you. I tried my damndest to keep that camping forum afloat and I got no help from you at all. After you got back from spring break you seemed to abandon the whole thing. And now it's gone.
Monk,
After you get done high-fiving your frat brothers, please re-read some of your 'digs'. If your can't be more original than to resort to 'gay' jokes, then you should give it up altogether, my man! I mean, come on. LMAO
When's the next kegger, hoss?
You know Ms. Kosar it has occured to me that you may very well be the most disillusioned fifth grader I have ever met. My slams are neither, check mine to see the correct spelling, "juvenile" nor uncalled for. You are a childish, smug, agitator. You act as if I started this crap with you.
You must be quite insecure. Tell me are you extremely obese? Do you live alone, at home, or with a roommate? Are you married? Do you honestly believe that you unsolicited attacks will not be remembered when the time comes to man up? You can "consider" anything you want, it matters not to me. I will say this though, ensure that you "consider" the consequences of your actions. You do bother me, and I don't like you, I honestly believe that you are most likely extremely gay. That, however, is not important, what is important is for you to keep up your crap right up until the Super Bowl party.
No not presently, but I assure you we will be when we finally meet your fat ass. Enjoy yourself now, I asked you to stopo too many times my patience with you and your mouth has reached the end.
kosar said:
It was a thread to show how many views PORN as a topic would get. It wasn't intended to be a cat fight with a bunch of girls. But, I guess you can't read. Kind of goes hand & hand with the people in Florida. You are know longer considered Floridians, you have now been given a new name by the other 49 competent states "Floridiots." It isn't like my post was a butterfly ballot. It was pretty much staright forward. Wasn't expecting any responses. It was just to see how many people would look at it expecting something out of it. You make it very hard for people to like you when you are so quick to jump down everyone's throat. One final thought :thefinger .
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Boy oh boy, sandbox antics are really flying now. Let's see, most recently we have:
1. For the 93rd time, gay references. Even saw an 'extremely gay' comment in there. ( I don't think I am..well, not 'extremely' anyways)
2. A misspelled word ridiculed. (it happens once in a while, plus i'm not that great at typing and I don't check my work. Nice catch!)
3. Fatass comments again, including an 'obese' reference. (Not fat and not skinny, you and monk seem obsessed with my weight)
4. (sigh) Multiple threats, once again. You have the wrong guy to try to bait into a 'ill kick your ass, no i'll kick yours' argument. I would feel ridiculous to even go there over the internet, but not surprisingly you seem comfortable with it.
5. And one from ssiproop- resorting to talking about how people in Florida are 'Floridiots', and how I am looking for my penis. He'll be here all week, folks!
You want a recap, tough guy? It's very simple,
Everything had died down from that 'hat on sideways' thread(I think that was the one..or was it that nolan thread, i forget...btw, watch for a picture of some more gangstas wearing their caps sideways here tomorrow) and then Jack opened the camping forum. I was one of only a few contributors and I offered stories, and questions which other posters answered completely and without any problems.
You went apeshit and started threatening me (your normal reaction) for some problem that you had with my posts. Strangely enough, you were the only one who had a problem with them. That let me know right there that you refuse to let bygones be bygones. If you and/or your little crew wants to take unsolicited shots, why wouldn't you expect a return post?
1. For the 93rd time, gay references. Even saw an 'extremely gay' comment in there. ( I don't think I am..well, not 'extremely' anyways)
2. A misspelled word ridiculed. (it happens once in a while, plus i'm not that great at typing and I don't check my work. Nice catch!)
3. Fatass comments again, including an 'obese' reference. (Not fat and not skinny, you and monk seem obsessed with my weight)
4. (sigh) Multiple threats, once again. You have the wrong guy to try to bait into a 'ill kick your ass, no i'll kick yours' argument. I would feel ridiculous to even go there over the internet, but not surprisingly you seem comfortable with it.
5. And one from ssiproop- resorting to talking about how people in Florida are 'Floridiots', and how I am looking for my penis. He'll be here all week, folks!
You want a recap, tough guy? It's very simple,
Everything had died down from that 'hat on sideways' thread(I think that was the one..or was it that nolan thread, i forget...btw, watch for a picture of some more gangstas wearing their caps sideways here tomorrow) and then Jack opened the camping forum. I was one of only a few contributors and I offered stories, and questions which other posters answered completely and without any problems.
You went apeshit and started threatening me (your normal reaction) for some problem that you had with my posts. Strangely enough, you were the only one who had a problem with them. That let me know right there that you refuse to let bygones be bygones. If you and/or your little crew wants to take unsolicited shots, why wouldn't you expect a return post?
In "tough guy" are you referring to me or ssiproop? Regardless, I took your advice and went back and re-read the significant posts you spoke of and I would suggest you do the same before you continue your mudslinging. You , my friend , were the first to start jumping down peoples throats. Who cares though who said what, I didn't say sh*t to you in this thread until you mentioned my name, now the same thing just happened in EDLUDES thread. That is twice in just a few days that you call me out and then wonder why I react. Then you further insult me and anyone else involved by saying that because Monk posted it I had something to do with it so I am fair game. What kind of game are you playing jag off? I am a grown man and will always speak for myself, and answer for myself. Two unsolicited attacks in three days and you ask me why I sound upset and threatening. I am not obsessed with your weight, it is just that in the above picture you have a big round waterhead and look like you may be rotund. That is just my impression. You may be a great guy and I have totally misjudged you, if so I am sorry. But it isn't like I haven't extended the olive branch before and it isn't like I called you out either. You started something I am willing to finish, period. Sorry about your luck. Maybe if you would have left well enough alone, you wouldn't be trying to defend yourself. Maybe if you were to understand that there are all different kinds of people and posters that use this website for all different reasons, and none of them deserve to be constantly called out and made sport of simply because you like to argue. Hope you like falling down too....there ya go a free one for you to make fun of, now run off and tell everyone how innocent you were in all this.
