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Positive Attitude
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes
up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering
over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly
say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
Positive Attitude
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes
up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering
over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly
say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
