Possible New Head Coach - This may make you ROFLYAO

WildBillPicks7

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Lane Kiffin? You have got to be kiddin?

What? You can't last more than 2 yrs at USC? 1 year at Tenn? You have to tell your dad he can't coach on your squad no more? NOW POSSIBLY YOU ARE GOING TO THE NFL?

You have to be friggin kiddin me!!

I got this info from a source who knows Lane personally, I met Lane in Nebraska when he was a ball boy for the Huskers when his dad was the DC for Ozzy & Delaney.

If someone hires him for the NFL, I will down a bottle of Black Haus and pray to the porcelin GOD in the am!!
 

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Lane Kiffin? You have got to be kiddin?

What? You can't last more than 2 yrs at USC? 1 year at Tenn? You have to tell your dad he can't coach on your squad no more? NOW POSSIBLY YOU ARE GOING TO THE NFL?

You have to be friggin kiddin me!!

I got this info from a source who knows Lane personally, I met Lane in Nebraska when he was a ball boy for the Huskers when his dad was the DC for Ozzy & Delaney.

If someone hires him for the NFL, I will down a bottle of Black Haus and pray to the porcelin GOD in the am!!
No way in hell a NFL team will hire his non coaching ass!! He'll my luck my dumbass cowboys will:facepalm: He would fit nicely with romo!!
 

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Tell me how does Lane Kiffin get high credentials and get hired at Tennessee? How does he get hired at USC? How does his program lose 5 of last 6 games? Wasn't he the coach of the Raiders at one time?

This guy has more lives than a cat!! His wife is smokin hot? Well maybe that's the selling point for him getting so many fookin jobs, he probably brings his wife in for the interview or she answers his phone calls, just because he was an OC for Coach Carroll does not help him, but it has and for the record Sarkisian is a much better coach than Lane is, Lane - he's a wolf in sheeps clothing!!

If he survives Pat Haden from not firing him, he will get a job in the NFL - he can sell himself to any dipshit owner/GM in the NFL because for some reason he always lands on his feet like a fookin cat!

Being fired by Al Davis probably helped his resume'!
 

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No way in hell a NFL team will hire his non coaching ass!! He'll my luck my dumbass cowboys will:facepalm: He would fit nicely with romo!!
LOL Vol. I hope Dallas doesn't hire him for any coaching position.

Lane is a charmer, he knows how to sell kids and himself, heck look at his wife!!

I can hear Pat talking to him right now and Pat is a very highly respected, smart man (Rhodes scholar - Barkley is as well) - Pat will be saying "Lane, if you get the chance, interview for any NFL job that calls you, it's ok by me................and then Pat is thinking, SOMEONE FOOKIN HIRE HIM so I can bring in someone else!!"

USC lost a ton of schollys and brought in Redd from Penn St and I'm sure Redd is double thinking that decision to leave Penn St - he didn't help his NFL prospects with that move at all!

But trust me, Lane will land an NFL job!! Pat can see right through this guy, as I have for many years!

He knows what to say when the questions arise and he knows how to shoot off his mouth when he shouldn't which he did about some SEC coaches when he took over Tennessee.
 

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PLEASE.....let the sd douchebags hire him

it would be even better than having norvelous around
 

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i gotta call this guy

lane "low road" kiffin

he takes the lowest road you can possibly

mucking around the backroads, sloshing in backwaters of slimy toads

deflate balls

change the kickers number in game

pat haden you better can this guy, it's a reflection on you
 
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