Post your Big Lebowski quotes here.

[Jord20]

Courtesy of IMDB...

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

 

[Jord20]

Is this your homework, Larry??!?!?

 

[The Joker]

Is this your homework, Larry??!?!?

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[fatdaddycool]

He's failing math

 

[fatdaddycool]

Hey, I have a beverage here!!

 

[Hashish]

I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

 

[The Joker]

"It really tied the room together"

 

[fatdaddycool]

phones ringing dude.

Thank you Donnie.

 

[Hashish]

"It really tied the room together"

:00hour

 

[JT]

"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules!?"
"MARK IT ZERO!"

 

[Hashish]

Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

 

[The Joker]

Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

I forgot about this one. :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Handi Capper]

who's lebowski:shrug:

 

[dunclock]

I watched it again late the other night on Encore ... had been a while so got to :mj07:

 

[krc]

"It really tied the room together"

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Hashish]

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Did you ever hear of the Chicago 7?

Yes.

That was me.........well............me and six other guys. You want a cocktail?

 

[shawn555]

I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. The original Port Huron Statement.
Not the compromised second draft. And then I, uh? Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

 

[DZ]

"I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!"

kneifl

fyp :0008

 

[DZ]

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

If you've ever watched it on cable...

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps! This is what happens Larry!"

:mj07: