Prop odds for Tiger Woods press conference Friday
Ireland-based sportsbook, Paddy Power, is renowned for deriving some of the best entertainment betting props on God?s clover green earth.
With Tiger Woods' monumental ?press conference? scheduled to air Friday at 3 p.m. (ET), Paddy and his drinking buddies have come up with some wagering options that would rival even the best Super Bowl props.
There are three sectors of Tiger props offered for tomorrow?s action: Clich?s, crying and apologies.
The clich? option is what Tiger will say in his opening statement. ?I regret the hurt I?ve caused? is the odds-on favorite at 7/2 followed by short odds for ?Thank my family? (5/1), ?I?m sorry? (5/1) and ?Time to reflect? (6/1).
The big man upstairs is getting 12/1 odds but that hardly seems likely as Tiger has never thanked a higher being for his talent.
A couple of longshots that seem probable are ?I love Elin very much? (33/1) and ?Sex addiction? (66/1). You know he?s going to have to supply a shout out to his Norwegian goddess and if not, he?s going to blame an addiction to sex that put him in the Mississippi clinic in the first place.
Don?t even waste your money on ?I?m retiring from golf? (200/1). Tim Finchem?s head might explode if Tiger opens with that statement.
A couple of classics are ?My tiger has been tamed? and ?At least I didn?t pay? at 250/1.
The number of times Tiger will say the word ?sorry? is also a hot prop item. There isn?t an over/under total but a range from zero to six or more. A single apology is the favorite at 5/2 while "none" s the longshot at 16/1.
The final betting prop on the board for Friday is a simple YES/NO wager that asks, will Tiger cry?
The answer of ?NO? is getting the majority of action at 1/4 but you may want to take a shot at ?YES? with 5/2 odds because as we?ve seen recently with other athletes stepping forward with an admission of guilt, there hasn?t been a shortage of sobs or tears.
Below is the complete prop sheet posted by Paddy Power:
Clich? betting ? What will Tiger say first?
7/2 I regret the hurt I?ve caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I?m sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change
25/1 We all need to move on
25/1 We?ve all made mistakes
33/1 I love Elin very much
66/1 Sex addiction
80/1 I just want to get back out on the course and concentrate on scoring birdies
80/1 Hate the sin, love the sinner
80/1 OK I admit it looks bad, but?
100/1 Jack Nicklaus
100/1 I?ve lost count how many
100/1 Get in the hole
100/1 I got a few too many birdies
100/1 Gentlemen do prefer blondes
100/1 They tried to make me go rehab
200/1 Thank God for John Terry
200/1 I?m not as bad as Ashley
200/1 I am retiring from professional golf
250/1 My tiger is back in it?s cage
250/1 My tiger has been tamed
250/1 At least I didn?t pay
500/1 I did not have sexual relations with that woman
How many times will Tiger say ?sorry??
16/1 None
5/2 One
9/4 Two
7/2 Three
9/2 Four
5/1 Five
7/2 Six or more
Will Tiger cry during the press conference?
5/2 Yes
1/4 No
Ireland-based sportsbook, Paddy Power, is renowned for deriving some of the best entertainment betting props on God?s clover green earth.
With Tiger Woods' monumental ?press conference? scheduled to air Friday at 3 p.m. (ET), Paddy and his drinking buddies have come up with some wagering options that would rival even the best Super Bowl props.
There are three sectors of Tiger props offered for tomorrow?s action: Clich?s, crying and apologies.
The clich? option is what Tiger will say in his opening statement. ?I regret the hurt I?ve caused? is the odds-on favorite at 7/2 followed by short odds for ?Thank my family? (5/1), ?I?m sorry? (5/1) and ?Time to reflect? (6/1).
The big man upstairs is getting 12/1 odds but that hardly seems likely as Tiger has never thanked a higher being for his talent.
A couple of longshots that seem probable are ?I love Elin very much? (33/1) and ?Sex addiction? (66/1). You know he?s going to have to supply a shout out to his Norwegian goddess and if not, he?s going to blame an addiction to sex that put him in the Mississippi clinic in the first place.
Don?t even waste your money on ?I?m retiring from golf? (200/1). Tim Finchem?s head might explode if Tiger opens with that statement.
A couple of classics are ?My tiger has been tamed? and ?At least I didn?t pay? at 250/1.
The number of times Tiger will say the word ?sorry? is also a hot prop item. There isn?t an over/under total but a range from zero to six or more. A single apology is the favorite at 5/2 while "none" s the longshot at 16/1.
The final betting prop on the board for Friday is a simple YES/NO wager that asks, will Tiger cry?
The answer of ?NO? is getting the majority of action at 1/4 but you may want to take a shot at ?YES? with 5/2 odds because as we?ve seen recently with other athletes stepping forward with an admission of guilt, there hasn?t been a shortage of sobs or tears.
Below is the complete prop sheet posted by Paddy Power:
Clich? betting ? What will Tiger say first?
7/2 I regret the hurt I?ve caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I?m sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change
25/1 We all need to move on
25/1 We?ve all made mistakes
33/1 I love Elin very much
66/1 Sex addiction
80/1 I just want to get back out on the course and concentrate on scoring birdies
80/1 Hate the sin, love the sinner
80/1 OK I admit it looks bad, but?
100/1 Jack Nicklaus
100/1 I?ve lost count how many
100/1 Get in the hole
100/1 I got a few too many birdies
100/1 Gentlemen do prefer blondes
100/1 They tried to make me go rehab
200/1 Thank God for John Terry
200/1 I?m not as bad as Ashley
200/1 I am retiring from professional golf
250/1 My tiger is back in it?s cage
250/1 My tiger has been tamed
250/1 At least I didn?t pay
500/1 I did not have sexual relations with that woman
How many times will Tiger say ?sorry??
16/1 None
5/2 One
9/4 Two
7/2 Three
9/2 Four
5/1 Five
7/2 Six or more
Will Tiger cry during the press conference?
5/2 Yes
1/4 No
