We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman,
other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
this
Sunday at 2:00 PM all American women are asked to walk out of their
house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling
your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to
prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think its
okay
to see nude women, other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol,
a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist
sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
applauds your participation in this noble anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
this
Sunday at 2:00 PM all American women are asked to walk out of their
house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling
your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to
prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think its
okay
to see nude women, other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol,
a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist
sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
applauds your participation in this noble anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
