Received this e-mail & thought it was funny.
Q and A Chips
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in
America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a
Computer?
A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a brick
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two
weeks whining.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cuz no man would put those faces on, on purpose.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
Q and A Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in
America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a
Computer?
A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a brick
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two
weeks whining.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cuz no man would put those faces on, on purpose.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
