was at the airport the other day picking up a friend, as I am not a generally compassionate, so to speak, individual, this guy with a beanie comes up to me and asks "for a moment of my time", I reluctantly agreed. He then proceeded to tell me he was a missionary for the "Jewish Faith" (which I capitalized so that all the people that are going to be offended in a second understand that I really am a good guy), and that he worked for the Lord God or something like that.
He then proceeded to ask me if I was sure of salvation. I told him "as far as I know, I dropped two shirts there the other day and the guy with the wine bottle had a "Salvation is the Key" shirt on. He then looked at me puzzled and said "Sir? Did you hear me? I said I worked for the Lord, The one and only God" So I said "that's funny I am a Catholic too, and I work for god also, which is strange because if you work for the same place then you should have gotten the memo".........
"The memo?", he replied.
"yea the one from God that said leave Cris the hell alone, you didn't get that? How about the one that said get a job? Or the one that said trim you sideburns? Hey look, a calendar, its 2002, noone gives a rats ass about your message, everyone has a message, hell I have a message......GO AWAY MORMON!!!!!!!"
So he screams at me and says "I'm not Mormon, I'm jewish"!
and me being the callous bastard that I am said as a matter of factly, "Shit, 2000 years of oppression, you'd think they would have caught up with you by now".
Not a good idea, I was honestly just in a bad mood, but boy you'd a thought that I just pulled his banana curls
He then proceeded to ask me if I was sure of salvation. I told him "as far as I know, I dropped two shirts there the other day and the guy with the wine bottle had a "Salvation is the Key" shirt on. He then looked at me puzzled and said "Sir? Did you hear me? I said I worked for the Lord, The one and only God" So I said "that's funny I am a Catholic too, and I work for god also, which is strange because if you work for the same place then you should have gotten the memo".........
"The memo?", he replied.
"yea the one from God that said leave Cris the hell alone, you didn't get that? How about the one that said get a job? Or the one that said trim you sideburns? Hey look, a calendar, its 2002, noone gives a rats ass about your message, everyone has a message, hell I have a message......GO AWAY MORMON!!!!!!!"
So he screams at me and says "I'm not Mormon, I'm jewish"!
and me being the callous bastard that I am said as a matter of factly, "Shit, 2000 years of oppression, you'd think they would have caught up with you by now".
Not a good idea, I was honestly just in a bad mood, but boy you'd a thought that I just pulled his banana curls
