:mj07:
One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red
Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He
looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise,
the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to
have survived.
The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live e as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
else survived the wreck."
The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee, "I think this is another
sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws
the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up
One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red
Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He
looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise,
the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to
have survived.
The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live e as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
else survived the wreck."
The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee, "I think this is another
sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankee fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws
the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up
:fingerc:
