A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in the ditch on the other side of the road, who was barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood- covered head and asked him
what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi solder. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, John Kerry, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi solder. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, John Kerry, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us."
